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| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| Man jumps in river to escape charging elephant… and loses an arm and a leg in crocodile attack |
| 2022-10-05 |
| Posted by:Skidmark |
| #11 Fly, windshield? |
| Posted by: DooDahMan 2022-10-05 16:37 |
| #10 This is like the maiming version of those Final Destination movies. You escape being maimed by the elephant and you get maimed by the croc. |
| Posted by: ruprecht 2022-10-05 12:03 |
| #9 |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2022-10-05 11:56 |
| #8 This guy was apparently messing around with Mrs Murphy... |
| Posted by: Heavy G 2022-10-05 11:49 |
| #7 But at least he didn’t die of COVID |
| Posted by: Thank you Brandon 2022-10-05 09:49 |
| #6 Afterwards an elephant and a crocodile were seen high fiving their team work. |
| Posted by: AlanC 2022-10-05 09:31 |
| #5 Murphy got up with this guy. What next, a hospital screw-up? |
| Posted by: NN2N1 2022-10-05 07:36 |
| #4 ^ Tart Cherry Extract, works for me. Crocodile? Not so much |
| Posted by: Frank G 2022-10-05 06:52 |
| #3 I hereby resolve to stop bitc*ing about my gout. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2022-10-05 06:09 |
| #2 Frying pan, fire. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2022-10-05 05:55 |
| #1 Some days, it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. |
| Posted by: DooDahMan 2022-10-05 05:43 |