"We dint do nuffin'!"
"Saw a one armed dude runnin' around though."
"Yeah. We wuzz all concerned like too."
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| Florida man loses his arm in alligator attack |
| 2022-09-13 |
| [BBC] Two months ago, Eric Merda was attacked by an alligator while out for a long swim in a lake south of Tampa, Florida. He'd gotten lost gotten lost in the woods at the Lake Manatee Fish Camp and had decided to try and swim back to his vehicle when he was attacked. He lost his arm to the alligator but made it to shore, only to spend the next few days trying to survive in the wilderness. Wildlife officials said an investigation is still ongoing but that two "nuisance" alligators have been removed from the lake. |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #8 That's pushing a Darwin Award nomination. |
| Posted by: DooDahMan 2022-09-13 17:30 |
| #7 they eat man arms (and legs). And atees. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2022-09-13 14:30 |
| #6 they eat man arms and legs It's a dietary orientation. |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2022-09-13 07:19 |
| #5 Alg vs. truck Alg vs. Jaguar |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2022-09-13 07:16 |
| #4 You eat chicken drumsticks, they eat man arms (and legs). |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2022-09-13 07:08 |
| #3 Let PETA "handle" the problem and collect the Gators and Boa's. ☺ |
| Posted by: NN2N1 2022-09-13 06:30 |
| #2 two "nuisance" alligators have been removed from the lake "We dint do nuffin'!" "Saw a one armed dude runnin' around though." "Yeah. We wuzz all concerned like too." |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2022-09-13 03:01 |
| #1 Alternative version: The gator crunched it. The guy wandered around for 3 days. Surgeons later removed the arm. Florida man survives 3 days in swamp after losing arm in alligator attack: 'Do or die' |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2022-09-13 02:25 |