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Home Front: Politix
Stacey Abrams Announces That With A Heavy Heart She Will Succeed Elizabeth II As Queen
2022-09-09
[Babylon Bee] ATLANTA, GA — Rightful Governor of Georgia Stacey Abrams announced that she will succeed Elizabeth II as the Queen of England only moments after the announcement of the Queen's death.

"It is with a heavy heart that I accept my new responsibility as England's new Queen," said Abrams solemnly. "They say 'heavy is the head that wears the crown,' but my head was already heavy, so I'm used to it."

Members of Parliament and Prime Minister Liz Truss joined in celebrating Queen Elizabeth's life and the heralding of a new, more diverse royal family. "We always thought of Stacey Abrams as true royalty," said PM Truss. "It's high time for a woman of color to wear the crown of England."

With that, Parliament joined in a rousing chant of "YAAAASS QUEEN" and threw their powdered wigs in the air.

Queen Abrams' coronation is scheduled for next Tuesday.
Posted by:Frank G

#6  Stacy- please come over to pose so I can figure out where to put the leather sofa.
Posted by: Jack salami   2022-09-09 23:42  

#5  Heavy heart... I see what you did there.
Posted by: DarthVader   2022-09-09 08:51  

#4  Maybe there can be a duel for the crown with Meghan or something. Something Arthurian.

Posted by: Dron66046   2022-09-09 08:33  

#3  "As big as all outdoors"
Posted by: Skidmark   2022-09-09 08:28  

#2  you can be both
Posted by: Lord Garth   2022-09-09 07:36  

#1  And give up President of Earth? Seems quite the demotion.
Posted by: Snash Shairt9621   2022-09-09 01:09  

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