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C'mon, Hurricanes, Get With the Program! |
2022-09-06 |
![]() A few days prior to the publication of this article, the Weather Channel told us, "Atlantic Gets Busier; 4 Areas to Track Now." Please! We need a hurricane to confirm that such climate disasters are indeed increasing like we say they are! A few dead bodies are imperative! But, no fear, climate activists, "the long-slumbering Atlantic Basin is finally showing signs of waking up." "Many quiet-start seasons have ended up busy." Hopefully, this year we’ll get a big hurricane or two yet that will smack the USA, kill a few million people, and prove those climate-deniers don’t know what they are talking about. We should be so lucky, if it hit NYC or DC. But, you know, maybe there is something to this global warming stuff after all. As one commentator wrote, "Snows are less frequent and less deep. They often do not lie below the mountains more than one, two, or three days and very rarely a week. They are remembered to be formerly frequent, deep, and of long continuance. The elderly inform me that the earth used to be covered with snow about three months every year. The rivers, which then seldom failed to freeze over in the course of the winter, scarcely ever do now. This changes...in the spring of the year is very fatal to fruits...I remember that when I was a small boy, say 60 years ago, snows were frequent and deep in every winter." Proof, if any was ever needed, that the planet is disastrously warming. Oh, wait a minute. That was written by Thomas Jefferson in 1799. Related: Weather Channel: 2022-05-07 Chuck Todd show gets demoted... Weather Channel: 2021-08-16 Florida Issues Partial State Of Emergency After Fred Regains Strength - Atta Boy Fred, CoVid's Got Nothing on You Weather Channel: 2021-03-21 Weather Channel will stop using 'racially insensitive' term 'Dixie Alley' for tornado-prone region of the South |
Posted by:Bobby |
#6 Now wait a g-d damn minute. Do you mean to tell me that climate change is the reason for no hurricanes? |
Posted by: DooDahMan 2022-09-06 13:37 |
#5 Think of all the money The Weather Channelâ„¢ is losing with the 'No Shows' |
Posted by: magpie 2022-09-06 10:30 |
#4 Maybe not a hurricane but the big rainstorm in the northeast might as well be. |
Posted by: Glenmore 2022-09-06 09:43 |
#3 A quick google shows they have updated this prediction at least 3 times. Each sticking to the same factually wrong initial statement. Again, we need to ask why are Weather Guessers even taken semi-seriously beyond 10 days, let alone 10 years regarding Climate Whatever? But a great example on why NOAA is NOT an authority on long range climate issues, given their <60% win ratio beyond 30 days. |
Posted by: NN2N1 2022-09-06 09:27 |
#2 washed my truck yesterday. Rain is destined. |
Posted by: Frank G 2022-09-06 06:49 |
#1 Hurricane in E Pacific is likely to bring some badly needed rain to Southern CA late this week. |
Posted by: Lord Garth 2022-09-06 00:28 |