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| Man Killed In Ghana Zoo After Scaling Fence To Go Into Lions' Den |
| 2022-08-30 |
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| Posted by:Fred |
| #11 Reportedly the man was dead sober. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2022-08-30 23:14 |
| #10 Was alcohol involved? |
| Posted by: James 2022-08-30 18:08 |
| #9 To Serve Lion A lion, now very well fed, Said, flossing his teeth with a dred And musing on Zion, "Hey, bredda, you crying?" "No, why?" "Cuz your eyes are well red." |
| Posted by: Glomose Sproing5591 2022-08-30 15:39 |
| #8 Lion's version of DoorDash |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2022-08-30 12:03 |
| #7 So I went up to the zookeeper the other day and said, "Y'know I'd like a little possum." She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!" |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2022-08-30 11:37 |
| #6 Apparently he was into stealing two white lion cubs. Plan looked good on paper. |
| Posted by: Frank G 2022-08-30 11:29 |
| #5 He just wanted a little ... possum? |
| Posted by: SteveS 2022-08-30 11:19 |
| #4 What is in an African Exotic Zoo? Armadillos, Possums, and Reindeer? |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2022-08-30 11:01 |
| #3 He just wanted a little ... Oh shut up! |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2022-08-30 07:49 |
| #2 Thought he was the reincarnation of Daniel ??? |
| Posted by: NN2N1 2022-08-30 07:35 |
| #1 This is too pathetic even for a Darwin Award. |
| Posted by: DooDahMan 2022-08-30 05:13 |