You have commented 339 times on Rantburg.

Your Name
Your e-mail (optional)
Website (optional)
My Original Nic        Pic-a-Nic        Sorry. Comments have been closed on this article.
Bold Italic Underline Strike Bullet Blockquote Small Big Link Squish Foto Photo
-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Adamawa Assembly Orders Removal Of ‘Hostile Hippopotamus’ From Dam For Killing Fisherman
2022-08-30
[PUBLISH.TWITTER]
Posted by:Fred

#9  And speaking of hippo humour and warrior poets...
Posted by: Glomose Sproing5591   2022-08-30 17:48  

#8   😁 For #3
Posted by: Dron66046   2022-08-30 17:25  

#7  Since I moved to Florida 5 years ago, I have not heard a peep about the Zika. We had more trouble with West Nile in SW PeeAye.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-08-30 15:28  

#6  Getting between a female hippo and her babies is like getting between Stacy Abrams and a Buffet table - or Chuck Schumer and a microphone.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2022-08-30 15:04  

#5  Yeah, according to this link the mosquito is the most dangerous African animal, killing one million people a year by transmitting number of different potentially fatal diseases, including Yellow Fever, Zika virus, West Nile virus, Dengue Fever, and of course Malaria.

The hippos is number two:

Although hippos are herbivores, these highly territorial animals are estimated to kill an incredible 3,000 people each year.

Male hippos fiercely defend their territories – which include the banks of rivers and lakes, while females hippos can get extremely aggressive if they sense anything getting in between them and their babies, who stay in the water while they feed on the shore.

Hippos weigh up to 1,500 kg – the third biggest animal in Africa behind the elephant and rhino – and can run on land at speeds of up to 30 km per hour. Combine this with their aggressive nature, agility in and out of the water, and sharp, half-meter teeth in enormous jaws and you can understand why hippos can make for such a fearsome creature to encounter. (Did you hear about the pink hippo milk rumour?)
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2022-08-30 14:04  

#4  IIRC, no joke, hippos kill more people than any other African animal. I dunno though. You'd think people would have sense enough to avoid swimming with hippos.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2022-08-30 13:56  

#3  "Listen, I have Bobby the Babboon in lockup, and he says for 20 bananas, he'll provide evidence that Hostile Hippopotamus is the pimp in charge of the Cartoon Network whorehouse."
Posted by: swksvolFF   2022-08-30 12:40  

#2  Or a hungry hungry Stacey Abrams
Posted by: Frank G   2022-08-30 08:36  

#1  There's a Lizzo joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Skidmark   2022-08-30 07:53  

00:00