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Socialism: Cuba Offers Chicken, Deodorant as Rewards to First Responders at Largest Fire in Nation's History
2022-08-17
[Breitbart] A local store in Mayabeque, Cuba, boasted of rewarding first responders for helping extinguish the largest fire in the history of the nation with a meager supply of chicken, deodorant, soda, and cooking oil this week – basic goods that have for decades been considered luxuries for many suffering under communism.

The Castro regime took nearly a week to eliminate a fire that destroyed over half the area of its largest storage facility, the supertanker oil base in northern Matanzas, Cuba. Communist Party officials claimed that lightning struck an oil storage tank and set its contents on fire on August 5, resulting in the complete destruction of four of the eight storage tanks. Tanks continued to explode well into the week after the lightning strike, and “oily” rain was reported as far from Matanzas as Havana, 65 miles east. Castro regime officials are still assessing the extent of the damage at press time; unidentified human remains were discovered in the immediate vicinity of the fire on Tuesday.

Authorities said the fire had officially been extinguished on August 12. Authorities confirmed only two deaths but 130 injuries. Unofficial reports suggest that dozens may still be missing at press time.

The Castro regime refused aid from the United States, preferring to use the event to launch an anti-American campaign urging an end to sanctions on regime elites. It instead used as first responders young men performing their mandatory military service, many reportedly teens and few with any experience firefighting – or reason to believe they would have to engage in firefighting as a soldier. The disappearances of young men from neighboring provinces have inflamed anti-communist unrest already widespread across the island, manifesting in nearly incessant protests since the nationwide rebellion against the Castro regime on July 11, 2021.

In an apparent attempt to quell outrage from the families of those cast into the fire as first responders, a local regime-affiliated store chain in Mayabeque – between Havana and Matanzas – called Tiendas Caribe posted an update on Facebook last week that went viral this weekend, showing alleged first responders receiving small bags of what appear to be chicken leg quarters in gratitude.

“The La Colosal Shop in Bejucal donates food supplies to firemen and other workers who participated in the large fire at the supertanker base in Matanzas,” the caption read.
Posted by:Skidmark

#7  
"What're you waiting for, get in there, hombre!"

"Nope. I told you 'drumsticks with hot sauce', these are badly done wings."

[sounds of bitter screaming, crashes, curses in cubano]

"Okay! Okay I'll get you a KFC bucket you big bastard, but save the mayor's wife!"

Posted by: Dron66046   2022-08-17 15:37  

#6  Here's a helpful hint. Try increasing the water pressure and the water stream might actually reach the fire!

Posted by: Seeking Cure For Ignorance   2022-08-17 15:35  

#5  I would demand one of those old school cars
Posted by: Chris   2022-08-17 14:19  

#4  
#3 Shoes for Industry!
Posted by: SteveS 2022-08-17 12:03


...The Firesign Theater smiles.

Mike
Posted by: MikeKozlowski   2022-08-17 12:45  

#3  Shoes for Industry!
Posted by: SteveS   2022-08-17 12:03  

#2  Chicken that smells like armpit or tastes like Right Guard? No thanks...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-08-17 11:51  

#1  Such wealth!
Posted by: Tiny Jeater6933   2022-08-17 11:41  

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