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I have the most tattooed privates in the world — it hurts but I'm brave
2022-08-07
[NYPOST] She’s inked a new record.
Alert the media!
A British OnlyFans star says she has the most heavily tattooed vagina in the world, with an artist needing five separate sessions to needle her labia.
Boy, howdy. That's a resume entry to be envied by all.
Over the years, Becky Holt, 34, has spent more than $42,000 on a tattoo "bodysuit" with artworks adorning her entire frame, from her face to her feet.
Worth every farthing, I'm sure.
The blonde made sure not to neglect her pubic region, and recently sought to have the sensitive area inked — despite an intense amount of agony it caused.
Well, sure. Having your pee-pee needled is great fun, despite the pain. I sometimes whack mine with a two-by-four. That's fun, too, despite the pain.
You misspelt because of, Fred.
"I was in an incredible amount of pain," Holt told Ark Media of the fifth and final ink session that she underwent on July 5.
I once saw a picture of a woman who had "Glory!" tattooed around her bung hole. I've been trying to forget ever since.
"It’s quite embarrassing having a tattoo artist between your legs but it needed to be finished as I want my body suit to be fully complete," the mom-of-one added.
Embarrassment and pain. Who could ask for more? And just think what her "body suit" is gonna look like when she's 75.
Posted by:Fred

#10  I remember a book where two guys were looking at a fat chick at the pool: "See that whale tattoo? It was a porpoise when she got it..."
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-08-07 23:32  

#9  And just think what her "body suit" is gonna look like when she's 75.

"My youth, though misspent, was an idyll
Of ink over everything vital!"
Her colorful past
Is rewarded at last:
"Your Granny's so groovy
She's cast in a movie!"
Cue background for Bond film main title.
Posted by: Goober Floter6694   2022-08-07 23:27  

#8  #4 Don't really need those, do we SCFI?

Based on other comments here, I think I really am glad there's no actual pictures!
Posted by: Seeking Cure For Ignorance   2022-08-07 19:26  

#7  Can they still be called privates?
Posted by: Super Hose   2022-08-07 14:15  

#6  Woke version of "hey, y'all, watch this"?
Posted by: Mercutio   2022-08-07 13:36  

#5  A lot of people don't understand the difference between brave and stupid.
Posted by: Jatle Sinatra9653   2022-08-07 11:26  

#4  Don't really need those, do we SCFI?
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2022-08-07 10:02  

#3  "It was a picture of an Arby's sandwich"
Posted by: Frank G   2022-08-07 09:59  

#2  Latest addition to her tats...
"Closed for Business"
Posted by: Mercutio   2022-08-07 09:42  

#1  No pictures of the tattooed area in question?
Posted by: Seeking Cure For Ignorance   2022-08-07 01:25  

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