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| Man dies after falling into vat of hot porridge |
| 2022-08-07 |
| [NYPOST] A man died last month from horrific burns he sustained after falling into a giant pot of porridge in India, as seen in a graphic video. "Aaaiiieee! I am undone!" The victim, named Muthuswamy, had reportedly been in charge of overseeing the preparation of porridge for an upcoming festival. "C'mon! Boil 'er up! Nobody likes cold porridge!" However, there's more than one way to make porridge... things went south on July 29 after he suffered an unfortunate spill. In the clip of the incident, which took place in Tamil Nadu, the event organizer can be seen walking along a row of porridge vats when he suddenly staggers backward after seemingly losing his balance. "[GRAB!] Hot! Oh, hot! Hot, hot, hot! Whoops a daisy! [TOPPLE!]" The unsteady soul then attempts to brace himself against one of the cauldrons, only to topple backward into the scalding stew with a splash. [SPLASH!]"Alas! Poor Muthaswamy! He tasted like feet! The porridge was ruined!" Upon witnessing the freak accident, bystanders rush in to try and extricate Muthuswamy but to no avail. After what seems like an eternity in the pot, the poor fellow is finally retrieved by a team of Samaritans after which he was subsequently rushed to the Rajaji Government Hospital. "Quick! Call Doctor Quincy, M.E.!" Unfortunately, his saviors came too late: Muthuswamy tragically perished from the severe burns he sustained in the stew. "Alas, poor Muthaswamy! I knew him well!" "Not that well!" The cause of the man’s sudden unsteadiness is not yet known, however, his wife said he suffered from epilepsy, which may have triggered the fall. Y'think? |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #7 The three bears will not be pleased with the taste of their porridge this morning! |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2022-08-07 14:22 |
| #6 My cream of wheat is more lumpy than usual. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2022-08-07 14:17 |
| #5 Fred Man's obviously feeling /Shipman rip |
| Posted by: Frank G 2022-08-07 14:08 |
| #4 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Fred, you are ha ha ha ha cruel hee hee hee hee hee. 😁 |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2022-08-07 13:26 |
| #3 There is a vidoe of this drunk dumbass actually falling in and sitting there. |
| Posted by: Chris 2022-08-07 08:19 |
| #2 The law of food burn consistency. All else being equal, thick stuff like porridge or pizza sauce and cheese will burn worse than equally hot soup. However, if swallowed quickly, the soup will do damage where the thicker stuff can't get to. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2022-08-07 05:34 |
| #1 Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold, Pease porridge in the pot, nine days old; Some like it hot, some like it cold, Some like it in the pot, nine days old. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2022-08-07 05:24 |