Elliot Senseman, 27, died from an anoxic brain injury due to asphyxiation by constriction, meaning that the snake completely cut off oxygen to his brain, the coroner said.
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| Pennsylvania man dies after being suffocated by pet boa constrictor that was shot by police |
| 2022-07-26 |
Elliot Senseman, 27, died from an anoxic brain injury due to asphyxiation by constriction, meaning that the snake completely cut off oxygen to his brain, the coroner said. |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #8 #1 I vote for this for snark of the day. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2022-07-26 15:19 |
| #7 ^ ha ha, yes. |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2022-07-26 13:18 |
| #6 What part of boa CONSTRICTOR did he miss? |
| Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2022-07-26 13:16 |
| #5 At least it wasn't monkeys. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2022-07-26 13:09 |
| #4 These happen every few years or so. "Oh I'm going to let it wrap itself around my neck! It's such a frisson of pleasure being at the mercy of this cold-blooded reptile! He could strangle me at any-URK! GLLLLKKK!" |
| Posted by: Tiny Jeater6933 2022-07-26 13:08 |
| #3 A Pennsylvanian fag, no Thulsa Doom, lived alone with a snake, all agloom. One day his friend, Big Boa, hugged him too tight and 'whoa!' The cops, there in a minute tops, hadda shoot 'ol Serpent badda boom. But too late, the man was dead. No, not by donut eater lead. Ha ha ha, that'd be wicked. See, the snake had squeezed too tight. If Eve taught anything, in falling, it's that serpents just ain't right. |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2022-07-26 13:06 |
| #2 The obedience training sessions evidently didn't take. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2022-07-26 10:13 |
| #1 completely cut off oxygen to his brain He'll still vote Democrat |
| Posted by: Frank G 2022-07-26 10:12 |