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2022-06-08 | |
[NYPOST] An Iranian scientist who was developing top-secret missiles and drones mysteriously died after a dinner party. Ayoob Entezari reportedly returned home after the party with food poisoning symptoms and later died in the hospital. Seems like instead of infrastructure, Someone (cough, cough) is going after the personnel Other reports suggested Entezari was assassinated by Mossad, the Israeli national intelligence agency. The judicial authorities of Yazd Province, however, said Dr. Entezari was just an ordinary employee of an industrial company and died in the hospital due to “illness”.
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Posted by:Mercutio |
#12 These things do happen. His first few months in Egypt, Mr. Wife alternated between food poisoning and dysentery until he gave up eating meat — even from the fancy restaurants of the Mena House hotel — and then anything washed and uncooked. But his last attack of food poisoning followed a private dinner party hosted by colleague’s wife in Geneva, and his last attack of dysentery probably resulted from breathing the dust after he landed in Mumbai, before he either ate or drank. Or it could have been poison. Those Persians are as subtle as Byzantines, ‘tis said. |
Posted by: trailing wife 2022-06-08 22:55 |
#11 Mousse? I thought the recipe said 'mouse'. Oopsie! |
Posted by: SteveS 2022-06-08 20:32 |
#10 "But I didn't eat the mousse..." |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2022-06-08 20:30 |
#9 "More ground |
Posted by: Frank G 2022-06-08 20:12 |
#8 Obviously, someone used too much curry powder! |
Posted by: Raj 2022-06-08 17:21 |
#7 meant #3, well played swksvolFF |
Posted by: Rex Mundi 2022-06-08 17:06 |
#6 #2 "I'm most dreadfully embarrassed" |
Posted by: Rex Mundi 2022-06-08 17:04 |
#5 I've felt bad after returning home from a party too. But not that bad. Sometimes you're better off bringing your own food and drink. |
Posted by: jpal 2022-06-08 17:01 |
#4 The judicial authorities of Yazd Province, however, said Dr. Entezari was just an ordinary employee of an industrial company and died in the hospital due to “illness”. "...What did he have?" "The dead." Mike |
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2022-06-08 16:13 |
#3 "Darling, you didn't use canned salmon?" |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2022-06-08 16:09 |
#2 Well done, but they'll never top the Mr White Grand Finale stunt with the robo M-60. |
Posted by: Cesare 2022-06-08 12:14 |
#1 They going for a hat trick this week? |
Posted by: Chris 2022-06-08 10:53 |