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| Water Tower With Johnny Cash Silhouette Springs Leak In Most Unfortunate Place |
| 2022-05-18 |
| [NotTheBee] In Kingsland, Arkansas, the hometown of the incomparable Johnny Cash, the water tower which bears his silhouette has sprung a rather unfortunate leak. Actually, because it's Arkansas, the "leak" was started by someone who took a gun and shot the Man in Black in a rather compromising spot. I'm sorry, I cannot stop laughing at this video. Does that make me immature? Sure. They say it's no laughing matter for the city, however. Kingsland Mayor Luke Neal said the town is "losing about 30,000 gallons of water per day." |
| Posted by:Beavis |
| #11 Please don't tell me the current ones would show up with seltzers and a tampon. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2022-05-18 18:34 |
| #10 Call some former Navy damage control specialists and pay them in beer |
| Posted by: magpie 2022-05-18 17:32 |
| #9 Back....and to the left. Back....and to the left. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2022-05-18 15:33 |
| #8 Have Billy Jo, Bobby Jo or Betty Jo swim down and stuff one of those endangered Thai flower thingees in there from the inside. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2022-05-18 15:06 |
| #7 The Belgians have Manneken Pis. Ours is bigger. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2022-05-18 14:57 |
| #6 Cute. Domestic Terrorism against public utilities. Next targets will be transformers on power poles. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2022-05-18 12:00 |
| #5 Run the tower level below the hole and temporarily seal it until it can be fixed permanently. |
| Posted by: Lowspark 2022-05-18 10:48 |
| #4 Maybe with a .50 BMG AP round. Maybe... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2022-05-18 07:32 |
| #3 Send up the Flexseal guy to patch it |
| Posted by: Airandee 2022-05-18 06:36 |
| #2 The video... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2022-05-18 01:36 |
| #1 So... someone pissed of the Man in Black... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2022-05-18 01:34 |