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Florida man shocked to find 8-foot alligator on front porch
2022-05-15
[NYPOST] It’s not every day that an 8-foot alligator comes to visit you at your front door. Well, maybe in Florida it is.

It was not the doormat Ed Ferraro was expecting Wednesday afternoon when he walked out of his home in Odessa. He heard a rattling at the front door and assumed it was some sort of package delivery. But that was far from the truth.

"I got up, and I went out there to go check on what it was, and fortunately, I cracked my blinds. I just looked out there, and I saw this monster alligator on my front porch," Ferraro said. "It definitely freaked me out. It’s not something you see every day."

He initially thought the giant reptile was fake, and he was simply the victim of a prank.

"But I then I started looking at it. I’m like, ’Oh no, this is definitely a real, very real thing. I was just completely dumbfounded," he said.

Thankfully, a neighbor driving by stopped her car and was on the phone with neighborhood security guards, who ended up contacting the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. The area was soon cordoned off to prevent any unsuspecting joggers or dog walkers from having a face-to-face encounter.

Ferraro said they occasionally see gators in their neighborhood’s lakes and ponds, but they really don’t venture near people.

"Apparently this one had come from across the street. Why the alligator crossed the road? I do not know," he joked.

Ferraro assumed the gator needed a place for shade to cool off. Temperatures at time were about 85 degrees. And before the trapper could even get to his home, the gator got up and moseyed back into the lake. And that was it.

"I had a bird fly into my house one time and that was a whole other experience and never anything even close to this," Ferraro said. "They kind of tend to keep their distance from the people in this neighborhood. They actually restock the lakes with fish to make sure that the gators have more than enough food so they don’t have to go after small pets," Ferraro said.

State officials say an alligator is considered a nuisance if it’s at least 4 feet in length and believed to pose a threat to people, pets or property.
Posted by:Fred

#10  Eaten it many times. It does taste just like chicken, which is why Cajuns invented Tabasco Sauce.
Posted by: Matt   2022-05-15 16:22  

#9  ^ flatdog.
Posted by: Sheba Barnsmell9965   2022-05-15 16:02  

#8  Land Shark.
Posted by: Skidmark   2022-05-15 13:48  

#7  Tastes just like chicken. JUST LIKE CHICKEN!
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-05-15 11:51  

#6  Shocked? I doubt it. This is Florida after all.
Posted by: DarthVader   2022-05-15 11:22  

#5  Gator tail is quite common in seafood and cajun restaraunts around here on the gulf coast. Served basically like chicken nuggets, and that's pretty much how it tastes.
Posted by: ed in texas   2022-05-15 09:46  

#4  Used to get it at a Jamaican themed restaurant in Pittsburgh's Strip District called Kaya. They served it with a habanero glaze which was zippy but not over the top.

Looking at their menu now, they seem to have discontinued that dish.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-05-15 08:11  

#3  Some will admit to having tasted it, some will insist they have not.
Posted by: Besoeker   2022-05-15 08:07  

#2  
Recipe for Fried Gator Tail pieces
Posted by: NN2N1   2022-05-15 07:08  

#1  Damn fine homeless encampment deterrent
Posted by: Procopius2k   2022-05-15 07:03  

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