#2 Though even James Bond did not frighten her, Unlucky in love was Miss Lightner, For he shot out the eye Of that brave Yankee spy Who attempted to make him confide in her. |
Posted by: Phirt Jones3605 2022-05-04 23:59 |
#1 Conjunctivitis. You can catch it from cats. |
Posted by: jpal 2022-05-04 18:58 |