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Woman rescued after falling in toilet trying to get phone
2022-04-23
[ABC] QUILCENE, Wash. -- A woman who accidentally dropped her cellphone into the hole of an outhouse in a national forest and fell in while trying to retrieve it had to be rescued by firefighters in Washington state.

Brinnon Fire Department Chief Tim Manly said the woman, who was at the top of Mount Walker in the Olympic National Forest northwest of Seattle, had been using her phone when it fell into the toilet on Tuesday, The Kitsap Sun reported.

Manly said she disassembled the toilet seat and used dog leashes to try and get the phone and eventually used the leashes to tie herself off as she reached for it. That effort failed and she fell into the toilet headfirst.

"They didn’t work very well and in she went," Manly said.

The woman was alone and tried to get out for 10 to 15 minutes. Reunited with her phone, she called 911, Manly said.

Responding firefighters passed her blocks to stand on to reach a harness, which they used to pull her out of the vault. The Brinnon Fire Department said the woman said she was uninjured.

She was washed down and "strongly encouraged to seek medical attention after being exposed to human waste, but she only wanted to leave," the department said.

"I’ve been doing this for 40 years, and that was a first," Manly said.
Posted by:Besoeker

#17  Or, Justin Time.
Posted by: Clavish Platypus6457   2022-04-23 19:07  

#16  And speaking of... various things...

Melancholia Durr

The End. Sure, me feelings were mixed
As her tears flowed like wine, there, betwixt
Grand planets collidin'...
But wait, let's go ridin'!
"Too late, cried Claire, "Sis's transfixed."
Posted by: Clavish Platypus6457   2022-04-23 19:04  

#15  Or, "I can't bear it anymore!" And good for her, not that she's not a highly handsome starlet.
Posted by: Clavish Platypus6457   2022-04-23 18:55  

#14  Whiny-Homing in Wyoming, or, Meeting Ms. Wright

Bananas! The sound of one Land
Sending Hallmark cards. Not what I'd planned.
The usual fun
Had when carnie meets gun,
Or plays dress-up with deer,
But no innards appear,
Plus a big fat reveal
That wrings out like a peel...
And another that's golden. Not panned.
Posted by: Clavish Platypus6457   2022-04-23 18:44  

#13  "You logged into Twitter?!"

"No, I fell in the shitter!"

"Yeah. That's what I said."
Posted by: swksvolFF   2022-04-23 18:39  

#12  I understand the video has already been posted.
Posted by: Skidmark   2022-04-23 15:46  

#11  Everyone with corny jokes.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2022-04-23 14:50  

#10  ^ well sure, if you shit on your keyboard as our lil' friend has done, apparently all morning
Posted by: Frank G   2022-04-23 09:18  

#9  They say keyboard is dirtier than toilet seat. Specially after the IP68 test.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-04-23 08:59  

#8  Reunited with her phone, she called 911

Impressive that the phone still worked after immersion. Remember the old Timex "takes a licking and keeps on ticking" commercials? There is a great marketing opportunity here for any ad firm bold enough to go for it. Also, yuck!
Posted by: SteveS   2022-04-23 08:57  

#7  
Was sure Besoeker was sneaking in a BB on us.

BUT, having disASSembled the Toilet seat & housing, thus destroying US Gov. Property.
Will her _____ mess be her punishment?

Posted by: NN2N1   2022-04-23 08:37  

#6  ^ We need a new category. That's Wry o' the day for sure.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-04-23 07:14  

#5  /\ Your brother obviously watched no television.
Posted by: Besoeker   2022-04-23 07:12  

#4  My brother used to say, "The world is divided into those who look in the toilet before they flush it and everyone else."
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-04-23 07:06  

#3  They can be set to vibrate. Sort of an electronic bidet?
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-04-23 07:05  

#2  Fell right off the selfie stick did it ?
Posted by: Besoeker   2022-04-23 07:04  

#1  She should have put the phone down before she started wiping her butt...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-04-23 07:01  

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