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-Short Attention Span Theater-
US considers vaccinating chickens to protect from devastating bird flu outbreak that has caused 22 million poultry deaths in America
2022-04-05
[Daily Mail, where America gets its news] These things happen, from time to time. Nobody ever bothered with a vaccine before, they just culled the infected flocks.
  • The U.S. Department of Agriculture is considering rolling out a bird flu vaccine for poultry in the country

  • A current outbreak of the avian flue has caused the death of around 22 million birds

  • The outbreak has caused turmoil in the poultry industry over the past few months

  • Humans are relatively safe from the outbreak, with bird-to-human transmission rare and human-to-human transmission likely not possible
Posted by:Skidmark

#25  We call 'em yard birds. Around here, they come with the scenery.
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2022-04-05 14:32  

#24  So a hen who lays with a duck is a' dicken?
Posted by: swksvolFF   2022-04-05 13:53  

#23  Chickens in the yard is still considered a nuisance where I live. I'm still good with that.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-04-05 13:44  

#22  Sorry I asked.....
Slow day for me as well.
Posted by: Vespasian Ebboting9735   2022-04-05 13:40  

#21  I envision one of those "behind the scenes" pr0n videos with Disney Elsa interviewing the chicken and duck in fluffy robes on a 70s style couch, with interspersed clips of avian preversion (that last word with props to Col. Bat Guano.)
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-04-05 13:04  

#20  
A chick can't fcuk
a talking duck?
That's Disney top billing!

She's a Jezebel
for dogs to eat?
Why, that's honor killing!
Posted by: Dron66046   2022-04-05 13:01  

#19  Fry the egg. And the chicken. Eat the egg. Give the chicken to the dog. A chicken who would get impregnated by a duck is not fit for human consumption.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-04-05 12:50  

#18  This boring thread was made hilarious thanks to Frank and Murcek.
Posted by: Dron66046   2022-04-05 12:48  

#17  ?^
Posted by: Vespasian Ebboting9735   2022-04-05 12:46  

#16  First time your chicken lays a duck egg, fry it.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-04-05 11:47  

#15  My chickens just started laying. All egg chicken, only 6. I control all the food and water. Everyone should have a couple of chickens in the yard. Free range chicken eat bugs, snakes, lizards, spiders, greens, worms, mice, not their own crap. They might even eat dumb comments and russian trolls too.
Posted by: Vespasian Ebboting9735   2022-04-05 11:45  

#14  ^ Unfortunately, I've had that...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-04-05 11:36  

#13  #12 - "this chicken tastes like ass"
Posted by: Frank G   2022-04-05 11:35  

#12  "Free range" chickens mainly eat each other's droppings. So healthy...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-04-05 11:34  

#11  chickens are currently consuming considerable quantities of antibiotics and various hormones

another vax would hardly register
Posted by: Lord Garth   2022-04-05 11:31  

#10  Yes they do. That's why gator meat "tastes just like chicken."
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-04-05 11:23  

#9  Ed @#5 - Don't they feed the gators a lot of chicken?
Posted by: Frank G   2022-04-05 11:22  

#8  Vaccine is now Holy Water of the COVIDian religion. It's water from the tap and does nothing. Oh, a priest waved his hand over it. Nut it's still just water.

But worse for you.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-04-05 11:15  

#7  A vaccine is not even a vaccine anymore...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-04-05 11:04  

#6  A vaccine is not antibiotic…
Posted by: trailing wife   2022-04-05 11:02  

#5  So, we won't be seeing those "no antibiotics, ever" chicken ads for a while. As an aside, the last time bird flu ran thru, it just about wiped out the alligator farmers down here. Turns out reptiles get bird flu.
Posted by: ed in texas   2022-04-05 10:54  

#4  I think the standards for pet food are higher. I'm going to try Friskies one of these days.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-04-05 09:47  

#3  Whatever is in the Chicken Vax better be proven safe for humans to consume the VAX's meat.

But given the CDC/FDA/NIH recent track record. I can predict a lot 10 hen / 2 rooster dual coops coming to back yards.

Posted by: NN2N1   2022-04-05 09:34  

#2  You can still afford chicken?
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-04-05 09:34  

#1  Time to stop eating chicken.
Posted by: Angstrom   2022-04-05 09:30  

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