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Man sorely regrets injecting his johnson with cocaine as it turns black and ROTS
2022-04-01
[Blaze] A 35-year-old man showed up at a hospital in New York after injecting his penis with cocaine and subsequently watching in horror as his member turned black and began to rot, according to emergency room doctors at BronxCare Hospital Center.

The unidentified man reportedly spent three days with "excruciating and progressive penile and scrotal pain" that started almost immediately after the injection. Doctors reported "ulcerations and swelling" on his penis and scrotum with "foul-smelling serous discharge" as well as "necrosis" of the penis, the medical term for rotting tissue.

The man admitted this wasn't the first time he'd made the stunning decision to inject cocaine directly into the "dorsal vein" of his penis, stating that he had tempted fate "at least two times in the past two weeks without any complications."
"you're going to feel a little prick"
Posted by:Besoeker

#8  "This is your wanker......and this rotting NASTY thing about to fall off is your wanker on drugs. Who needs a syringe?"
Posted by: Silentbrick   2022-04-01 23:52  

#7  See what happens when you don't read the warning labels? See?!
Posted by: Anomalous Sources   2022-04-01 15:54  

#6  A happy transgender story.
Posted by: Skidmark   2022-04-01 10:16  

#5  I guess this is sort of a PSA for really bad decision makers.
Posted by: Super Hose   2022-04-01 10:14  

#4  ^

Posted by: Warthog   2022-04-01 09:38  

#3  What a dick move.
Posted by: DarthVader   2022-04-01 08:40  

#2  That's great news! One less genius to pro-create.
Posted by: DooDahMan   2022-04-01 07:55  

#1  An American goes to Hong Kong, partakes of the dodgy night life and comes down with an exotic venereal disease. He rushes to an American doctor who tells him, "It's bad. We'll have to amputate your peter immediately or it will spread."
The guy decides he needs a second opinion, so he figures a Chinese doctor may have more experience with this problem. "Doc, the other doctor said he'll have to amputate immediately!" The Hong Kong doctor smiles inscrutably and says "Gleedy Amelican doctol, arwise want to opolate. Wait thlee days and it farr off by itserf..."
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-04-01 07:50  

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