#9 Mumble mumble have 'er back mumble haversack? |
Posted by: Percy Snomoper7500 2022-01-16 22:53 |
#8 Phyllis Haver I'd haver. Even wit da helmet on |
Posted by: Merrick Ferret 2022-01-16 22:30 |
#7 Centurion's helmet, 20c version Good for slaying barbaric males |
Posted by: Merrick Ferret 2022-01-16 22:29 |
#6 Too little sail for a craft of that size. |
Posted by: Canuckistan sniper 2022-01-16 22:28 |
#5 "Mirror, mirror, in my hand, Who's the fairest in the land?" "Well, beautiful, since I've only ever seen you... say, where's your other hand, dollface? And could ya maybe grip me a little harder?" "Stop, you silly! I'm simply contemplating the feasibility of erecting a series of mirrors to reflect this image down the block to all my friends. Perhaps a sort of spider's web of mirrors could eventually reach the entire neighborhood! Why, who knows, maybe some day in the far, far future, every lady in all of Bullfrog Junction will be able to see, and know, and be humbled by positive proof of my pulchritude, joie de vivre, and good taste in tattoos in real time... whatever that is. Whaddaya think of that?" "Uh... I think we should move to the sofa." |
Posted by: Percy Snomoper7500 2022-01-16 21:35 |
#4 With a Type II rating because it covers her ears, Frank. |
Posted by: Mullah Richard 2022-01-16 16:07 |
#3 with the Aquanet, however, it's an OSHA-approved helmet |
Posted by: Frank G 2022-01-16 15:29 |
#2 She's reflecting on how bad that hairdo looks. |
Posted by: jpal 2022-01-16 15:15 |
#1 Women Who Gaze |
Posted by: Merrick Ferret 2022-01-16 11:29 |