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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Man dead after jumping NYC subway turnstile, striking head on floor
2022-01-03
[NYPOST] A 28-year-old man died when he jumped a subway turnstile in Queens on Sunday and struck his head on the floor, cops said.

The man was "attempting to evade the fare" at the Forest Hills-71st Avenue train station around 6:45 a.m. when he hopped the turnstile, a police front man said.

He came crashing down on his head on the station’s cement floor and was pronounced dead on the scene, police said.

The man’s identity wasn’t immediately released. The station provides E, F, M and R line service.

Posted by:Fred

#10  Young {RECENTLY DECEASED} realized only too late that his sole purpose in life was to serve as a warning to others.
Posted by: SteveS   2022-01-03 17:18  

#9  Technically, his estate is liable for the fare...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-01-03 10:08  

#8  Unqualified success...he evaded the fare..

Irony and Karma debate the endless jokes this will spawn. "Wonder if he declared it a fare trade?"
Posted by: Warthog   2022-01-03 10:05  

#7  And it probably wasn't about the $2.75. It was about "sticking it to the Man." Well, it's the thought that counts...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-01-03 09:13  

#6  Killed trying to save $2.75: NYC subway fare dodger, 28, smashes his head and dies while trying to jump barriers at Queens station
Posted by: Skidmark   2022-01-03 09:02  

#5  "Heads! I wi... unh..."
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-01-03 08:19  

#4  The death certificate will read Covid and he'll still vote Donk.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2022-01-03 07:03  

#3  There are oftentimes penalties for failing to...."Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's."
Posted by: Besoeker   2022-01-03 05:23  

#2  Darwin Award nominee.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2022-01-03 03:45  

#1  
This is why limbo dancing should be compulsory in all schools
Posted by: Classer   2022-01-03 01:48  

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