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India-Pakistan |
12-year-old girl killed during Multan gunsex |
2022-01-03 |
[GEO.TV] A 12-year-old girl in Multan![]() lost her life after a bullet hit her during celebratory firing, Geo News reported Sunday. "Happy New Y[splat!]" A man in the girl's neighbourhood was firing shots in the air to celebrate the birth of his friend's son when one of the bullets accidentally hit the girl, identified as Sawera. "Outta da way, Sawera! I'm (ungh!) shooting off!" Police have arrested the suspect and a case has been registered against him. "Into the paddy wagon wit' yez!" "Do you have a tissue?" According to the first information report (FIR) registered with the police, Sawera's neighbour, Sahil, had arranged a party at his residence to celebrate the birth of his son. His friend, Murshid, had started gun sex to express his happiness when the incident occurred. "Yee-haw! It's a boy! [BANG!BANG! BANGETY BANG!]" Police further said that Sawera was rushed to the city's Nashtar Hospital after being hit by the bullet but she succumbed to her wounds on the way. "She's dead, Jim!" |
Posted by:Fred |
#5 I nominate Skidmark for Snark of the Day |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2022-01-03 12:33 |
#4 I was a bit startled when I first saw the term, Wren, but it turns out to be fairly common in certain circles. |
Posted by: trailing wife 2022-01-03 11:36 |
#3 lmfao "gun sex" I'm stealing that hehe. |
Posted by: Wren 2022-01-03 09:36 |
#2 Police have arrested the suspect He's no Alec Baldwin. |
Posted by: Skidmark 2022-01-03 02:50 |
#1 It’s a wash, I guess. |
Posted by: Angeretle Unavish7775 2022-01-03 01:58 |