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| Good thing James Bond only lives twice! Scientific analysis of 007's on-screen lifestyle shows the secret agent would have died several times over due to STIs, food poisoning and alcohol abuse |
| 2021-12-27 |
| [Daily Mail, Where America Gets Its News] |
| Posted by:Skidmark |
| #12 Immortal! The son of a gun Hummed, "God Save the Queen," but... which one? Shed blood for the empire? "Sure," chortled the vampire, "But just in the dark, or I'm done." |
| Posted by: Solomon Lumplump9917 2021-12-27 21:34 |
| #11 Or, less egregiously, IIRC, Horatio on the Bridge? ["And some folks say," etc.] |
| Posted by: Solomon Lumplump9917 2021-12-27 21:14 |
| #10 Actuarial Karens can carp, "Lucky Jack should be plucking a harp," And statistical hens Cluck, "Don't run with those pens Or you're sure to be flattened like Sharpe!" Forever Bursting Bubbles? Certain Curtains? |
| Posted by: Solomon Lumplump9917 2021-12-27 21:10 |
| #9 Oh sure, Bond would have died, but Shrillary is still sucking wind. |
| Posted by: Rex Mundi 2021-12-27 16:28 |
| #8 I read my first bond would have died of STD's in the late 70s early 80s. Even as a kid I thought Bond was probably seducing a higher class lady than the magazine writers desperate to take him down. |
| Posted by: ruprecht 2021-12-27 13:38 |
| #7 Does anyone recognize the concept of fiction anymore? |
| Posted by: ed in texas 2021-12-27 12:59 |
| #6 I haven't seen the new one yet but I get the feeling Skyfall was the last great one. |
| Posted by: Raj 2021-12-27 12:18 |
| #5 Last night Mr Warthog and I watched the newest Bond film, No Time to Die. The ending is terrible and out of sync with the style of Bond films. If this is all the writers have, the series will be on a serious decline. Pity. |
| Posted by: warthogswife 2021-12-27 11:46 |
| #4 It is said... Not the popularist version. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2021-12-27 11:35 |
| #3 ^ what he said... |
| Posted by: Mercutio 2021-12-27 11:23 |
| #2 Unlike the scolds complaining about his lifestyle he would've enjoyed life. |
| Posted by: magpie 2021-12-27 02:31 |
| #1 It is said that 007 was modeled after a WWII British officer who was a drinker, womanizer and did outrageous things during the war. He did not live long as he was eventually a war casualty. |
| Posted by: Blackbeard Bnarnsmell6454 2021-12-27 00:39 |