[American Thinker] If we thought 2019 was weird and 2020 worse, 2021 was off the charts. What will 2022 bring?January 1: Americans gladly say goodbye to 2021 yet welcome the New Year with skepticism and trepidation.
January 17: Democratic governors in five states sign legislation in honor of Martin Luther King, Jr. Day making it a crime for a person not to immediately acknowledge the color of any other person with whom he interacts. Punishment for people "of color" (POC) will be waived. Whites, however, will be sentenced to up to $10,000 in fines and/or one year of imprisonment.
January 25: New Barack Obama autobiography hits bookstores.
January 29: Last three Americans abandon their New Year's resolutions.
February 1: The Biden administration celebrates the Chinese New Year. Joe, Jill, and Hunter get take-out kung pao chicken, pot-stickers, and fried rice...and attempt to eat with chopsticks. The president calls Xi Jinping to wish him a happy new year and asks him what his New Year's resolution is. Xi tells Biden it is to take Taiwan. Biden distractedly wishes him good luck and asks him about egg rolls.
February 3: The Democratic Congress passes a bill changing the name of the erstwhile federal holiday "Presidents' Day" to "FDR, LBJ, Jimmy Carter, and Barack Obama Day."
February 12: BLM observes Lincoln's birthday by burning Springfield, Illinois to the ground.
February 21: Americans observe "FDR, LBJ, Jimmy Carter, and Barack Obama Day."
And on it goes.