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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Masked men steal 34 wigs from Florida boutique in hair-raising robbery
2021-12-11
Not your everyday headline, is it?
[NYPOST] This smash-and-grab has Florida locals wigging out.

Three masked men have been caught on camera storming Sassy Sistas Boutique in Altamonte Springs, Florida, taking off with 34 wigs worth a total of $13,000.

The hair-raising robbery occurred just after 3.30 a.m. on Monday, with the bandidos breaking into the boutique before grabbing the expensive wigs, which were placed atop display mannequins’ heads.

Footage shows the men piling the wigs into their arms and running out of the store — only to return for more.

The trio also took off with the Sassy Sistas cash register, which was later discovered abandoned at a nearby apartment complex, according to local station WKMG-TV.


Posted by:Fred

#16  Ref #14.....
Whahahahahaha....short nasal gasp...Whahahaha.
Posted by: Besoeker   2021-12-11 15:22  

#15  Pour the f*ckin' beer...

Posted by: M. Murcek   2021-12-11 14:55  

#14  Springer, Pabst Blue Ribbon... the stuff o' life
Posted by: Merrick Ferret   2021-12-11 14:32  

#13  "Watching Springer"......?

Yes - in the manner of 'if you think your life sucks, get a load of these losers', then things don't seem as bad. It usually coincides with my first beer of the afternoon.
Posted by: Raj   2021-12-11 12:59  

#12  The fact that YouTube would feel a need to cancel it is definitely part of Steve Sailer's hair wars analysis.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2021-12-11 12:57  

#11  It's totally gone from the internet, but there was a hilarious sketch on In Living Color where a guy got up at a poetry slam and launched into "Your Weave is Causing Me Problems."
Posted by: M. Murcek   2021-12-11 12:56  

#10  No worries, B.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2021-12-11 12:54  

#9  Number 9 is my iphone lets get stupid move. My apologies. Please re-post. Again, my fault.
Posted by: Besoeker   2021-12-11 12:53  

#8  Ref #6: "Watching Springer"......?





Posted by: Besoeker   2021-12-11 12:46  

#7  #4 Wiggers gonna wig

That word, M. ... doesn't quite mean what you think it means
Posted by: Merrick Ferret   2021-12-11 12:06  

#6  I was watching Jerry Springer last week; two ghetto girls come on fighting over a guy, then they (naturally) started on each other. It was like watching sumo wrestling, and then the coup de grace - both sets of wigs came flying off.

Just saying!
Posted by: Raj   2021-12-11 11:59  

#5  Wigs should be easy to re-sell on eBay.
Posted by: Bubba Lover of the Faeries8843   2021-12-11 07:34  

#4  Wiggers gonna wig (out)...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2021-12-11 07:12  

#3  Sassy Sistas? Wigs be nappy, right Imus?
Posted by: Frank G   2021-12-11 07:09  

#2  A lack of description of the miscreants mean anything?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2021-12-11 07:05  

#1  

3 Transgenders?
Posted by: NN2N1   2021-12-11 05:55  

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