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Woman fires gun at her vagina in cam show crotch shot gone horribly wrong |
2021-11-27 |
![]() "When holstering your pistol, keep your finger off the trigger" "The female had shot herself in the vagina accidentally," paramedic Brittany Rivers reportedly told responding coppers of the incident, which reportedly occurred on the morning of November 9 at a residence in Thomaston, per a report by the Upson County Sheriff, the Smoking Gun reported. Later interviews with witnesses revealed that the sex pistol-turned-gunshot victim was apparently alone in her bedroom when the weapon — a 9mm handgun — went off. Officers were first alerted to firearm fiasco after receiving an "accidental gunshot wound" call from the residence, according to the police report. Upon arriving at the scene, a sheriff’s deputy encountered EMS Rivers, who was holding the unloaded handgun and a spent bullet casing in her hands. She told the officer that Daman had blasted herself in the nether regions. Police then conducted interviews with Daman’s three housemates, two of whom were present during the accident, to try and shed light on the alleged boudoir backfire. Jordan Allen, the reported owner of the firearm, told officers that he was "in the kitchen walking back to the bedroom when he heard the gun go off." Upon reaching the bedroom, Allen discovered Daman with "a small amount of blood" on her leg, at which point she reportedly informed him "that she shot herself accidentally" and apologized. Meanwhile, ...back at the comedy club, Boogie ducked another tomato... a second witness named Cody Starnes told deputies that his mother Addie Ruth Johnson came into his bedroom and reported that "Daman had been shot." Allen revealed to officers how her inadvertent vagino-blasty allegedly transpired. Per the report, Allen said "Daman has ’subscribers’ on a sexual web platform called ’Chatter’ where people pay to see her make sexual videos." He believes "she was recording" one of said kinky clips "when the gun went off." However, denial ain't just a river in Egypt... it appears that "Chatter" is actually Chaturbate, a popular adult site where viewers pay webcam models "tips" in exchange for fulfilling their sexual fantasies on camera. Although it’s yet unclear whether Daman was broadcasting at the time of the mishap, or if the clip was slated to appear on the porn platform. Immediately after the accident, Daman was rushed to the Upson County Sheriff’s Office, where a helicopter flew her to a Macon hospital. She was discharged this week. Upson County Sheriff Dan Kilgore told the Smoking Gun that the freak accident, which his department classified said the "reckless conduct’ in their report, will likely not result in criminal charges. However, denial ain't just a river in Egypt... according to Kilgore, Daman provided multiple conflicting accounts of the shooting to police — at one point claiming that the weapon discharged during consensual sex with Allen. |
Posted by:Fred |
#10 She just wanted to end her career on a *BANG* I know performance art is often vile but you have to admit her dedication. Or should I say it now? |
Posted by: Silentbrick 2021-11-27 14:49 |
#9 She's not a girl who misses much Do do do do do do, oh yeah |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2021-11-27 13:45 |
#8 the next vice president of the united states we got a fulticket now! |
Posted by: Greng Black3494 2021-11-27 12:30 |
#7 "This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for fun" has new meaning. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2021-11-27 12:05 |
#6 #3 - Mod Snark O' The day nominee |
Posted by: Frank G 2021-11-27 10:34 |
#5 Maroon indeed. The term "Gun Sex" isn't supposed to be used so... literally. |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2021-11-27 10:33 |
#4 She was hotter than a two dollar pistol! |
Posted by: Too Old To Work 2021-11-27 09:53 |
#3 She had just awaken from a terrible dream about snapping turtles. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2021-11-27 02:06 |
#2 from the womb to the tomb |
Posted by: Merrick Ferret 2021-11-27 01:57 |
#1 With any luck she awarded herself a Darwin Award. |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2021-11-27 00:58 |