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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Florida couple charged with having oral sex in cop car
2021-11-24
[NYPOST] A classy raunchy Florida couple got busted for having oral sex in the back of a police car — with the man yelling "F—k Five-O!" during the recorded romp, according to an arrest warrant.

Florida Highway Patrol Troopers stopped Yordan Noa, 24, in the early hours of last Tuesday for allegedly driving his black BMW on a suspended license.

They offered to give his 24-year-old passenger, Summer Watkins, a ride to a gas station — but she apparently had other ideas.

"Baby, we should record an OnlyFans video back here," Watkins allegedly said to Noa, according to the warrant.

When Noa was also put in the back of the same squad car, Watkins brilliantly allegedly asked the cop, "What if I suck his d—k back here?"

"I told her that she could not do that," trooper J.D. Perez-Morales wrote — just for her to again allegedly ask, "Can I suck his d—k back here?"

After again saying no, the officer left them alone in the back of the car for a short period — only to later see what really went down when he reviewed the prisoner video footage, he wrote.

"Shortly after I closed the door, Mr. Noa whipped out his schlong took his penis out of his shorts" and Watkins "bent down and began to eat the baloney perform oral sex," Perez-Morales wrote.

Watkins "can be heard saying ’f—k Five-O’ while giving oral sex" — while Noa filmed it on his phone, yelling, "Can ya’ll hear me? She’s sucking d—k in the back of a state trooper right now," the report said.

As Noa FaceTimed a friend, Watkins bragged, “I just sucked his d–k in the back of a police car,” the report said.

The officer dropped off Watkins before seeing the footage — then predictably went straight back and arrested her for being a dipshit lewd and lascivious behavior and breach of peace, both misdemeanors.

She was later released from jail on a $1,000 bond and is scheduled for arraignment on Dec. 16, records show.

Noa was arrested for driving on a suspended license, possession of a controlled substance,
I'm so surprised.
as well as indecent exposure in public, breach of peace and lewd and lascivious behavior. He also bonded out of jail and is scheduled to be arraigned on Dec. 13.
Posted by:Fred

#6  It's a dumb idea these days to do anything a cop won't get in trouble for arresting (or shooting) you for.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2021-11-24 08:47  

#5  "I was jus' giving her a breathalyzer test"
Posted by: Frank G   2021-11-24 08:47  

#4  "Lewd and lascivious" is a felony in many states and the offender must register as a sex offender.
Posted by: Too Old To Work   2021-11-24 08:42  

#3  

Role playing ... Cop and arrested hooker posting bail?☺
Posted by: NN2N1   2021-11-24 07:38  

#2  lewd and lascivious behavior

Kinda the Joe Biden profile, isn't it...Come here little girl...sniff, sniff.
Posted by: Gomez Peacock1554   2021-11-24 00:14  

#1  released from jail on a $1,000 bond

Seems a popular denomination.
Posted by: Skidmark   2021-11-24 00:06  

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