[Babylon Bee] President Joe Biden has finally stepped up delivering harsh remarks regarding those responsible for the deaths of our troops in Kabul. The President has authorized deadly force to deal with all who caused this tragedy. "We will not rest until those responsible for this senseless, avoidable crisis in Kabul have been removed from this Earth," said a forceful Biden. "We will unleash everything within our military’s arsenal to stop those who allowed this to happen!"
Unbeknownst to Biden at that very moment, a US military drone was activated and given the White House as its target. Before Biden could finish his speech he was pulled away urgently and briefed on what he’d just done.
"Aw c’mon man! I said kill the terrorists. Not us! What’s the deal, man?" said Biden.
"I’m sorry sir, but unfortunately you said to kill those responsible, Mr. President," said General Milley. "The drones are quite literal, sir. There’s nothing we can do."
At publishing time, Biden had tried to give the drones new orders to kill those who wish to harm our country, but the drone’s path remained unaltered.
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