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| Kamala Harris Combats High Unfavorability... |
| 2021-08-04 |
| Yeah yeah... to easy. Besides Kamala would never give up a meal.. [BabylonBee] FORBIDDEN WOODS—Recent polls have shown a low favorability rating for Vice President Kamala Harris. To combat this, she has taken the unusual step of releasing all the children she had imprisoned in her gingerbread house deep within the forest. "Look at all of your children returned!" Harris announced as the kids fled from her. "And uneaten as well!" It’s unclear why Harris has such a low approval rating. Some people blame sexism or racism or a combination of the two (sometimes known as "rexism"), but Harris hopes she can turn her approval rating around by giving families back their children and not plumping them up and eating them like she had originally planned. "Run! Run back to your families!" Harris yelled to the fleeing kids and then let out one of her famous laughs. "It’s just hard for a black woman in this climate," said Sally Hubbard, an aide to Harris. "And it’s not going to be any easier for her, since she’ll now be cranky, having not satiated her hunger for children." |
| Posted by:CrazyFool |
| #9 One of the VPs jobs is to take the heat off of an unpopular President by being evil or stupid or both. In that regard she has finally found a job she's good at. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2021-08-04 12:39 |
| #8 She was found favorable to Willie Brown but then again I can't be sure. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2021-08-04 12:33 |
| #7 Sometimes I can tell a Bee article just from the headline. Not this one. |
| Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2021-08-04 09:38 |
| #6 Bee or not, that moronic laugh is revealing. She is quite disgusting. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2021-08-04 07:01 |
| #5 The Socialist have got to pull an Agnew on her stat and get someone else in asap. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2021-08-04 05:20 |
| #4 Babylon Bee satire, so Opinion? Exactly so, magpie. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2021-08-04 02:00 |
| #3 They called her the Asphalt Princess, Because of the scuffs on her knees. She was constantly near Those who could help her career. And she was willing a willie to please. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2021-08-04 01:05 |
| #2 She sucks (whatever) - end of debate. |
| Posted by: Raj 2021-08-04 00:46 |
| #1 Babylon Bee satire, so Opinion? Still hits the spot. |
| Posted by: magpie 2021-08-04 00:32 |