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| New 'Space Jam' Movie With LeBron James Sucks Big Hairy Donkey Balls |
| 2021-07-17 |
| Get Woke, Go Broke, Chapter 133. This is another example of Hollywood movie makers lack of ideas and creativity. Since it's all CGI bullshit to begin with they probably won't lose their shirts, thus inviting another round of crappy 'movies' of self-absorbed athletes who go through the motions to grab another paycheck. I hope you like reading bad movie reviews as much as I do. [Outkick] - Space Jam: A New Legacy starring LeBron James sucks, according to nearly every film critic. Get ready, these are good. "LeBron James’ film is an abomination," the New York Post says. "During the endless final sequence of Space Jam: A New Legacy, Porky Pig calls himself ’the Notorious P.I.G.’ and begins to rap. ’This pig is lit,’ the Looney Tune says. ’I’m super legit.'" Fair enough. CNBC, not as liberal as the rest of NBC’s properties but still bad, calls Space Jam 2 a "bloated mess." Word is LeBron’s new film was scored "Rotten" on Rotten Tomatoes, holding just a 37% score. For context, that’s awful. For some perspective that's tied with Ishtar, for those keeping score at home. Space Jam supporters and LeBron stans bragged about the film’s CGI. According to the L.A. Times, though, the movie’s CGI mirrors a garbage tornado. |
| Posted by:Raj |
| #3 Coming soon to a Wal-Mart bargain bin near you. |
| Posted by: ed in texas 2021-07-17 18:48 |
| #2 Nobody gets fired when a "prior success" just doesn't work this time -- even when it's as much a failure of execution as a failure of the material. So we're still going to see endlessly recycled old hits. Plus, you don't need to cut anyone new into the deal. Poorly paid Korean animators or CGI crews using intellectual property the studio's owned for a century, a handful of "celebrities" famous for being famous, a script churned out by a "new talent" who will accept peanuts... |
| Posted by: Rob Crawford 2021-07-17 11:51 |
| #1 -slow clap- Bravo. Bravo. I'm sure Bron Bron's personality and charisma will bring the Chinese into the theater by the ten millions. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2021-07-17 10:20 |