One Day I WILL BE President...This will not go unpunished....cackle, cackle, cackle.
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| Rural Americans Burn Kamala Harris At The Stake For Witchcraft |
| 2021-07-13 |
| I know - too obvious. [BabylonBee] Rural Americans Burn Kamala Harris At The Stake For Witchcraft After She Shows Them A Photocopier PODUNK, KS—Vice President Kamala Harris caused quite a stir while trying to help rural Americans vote. She traveled to some of the most backwater areas of America — thousands of miles from civilization — and brought a photocopier to show them how to copy an ID card. The rural Americans had never seen such a device, though, and soon became angry at it. "It’s stealing our documents’ souls!" exclaimed one simple rural American upon seeing his ID copied. He then pointed an accusing finger at Harris. "She must be a witch!" "I am not a witch," Harris stated, though her statement was undercut by the way she kept cackling like one. The angry rural folk then tied Harris to a stake to burn her as a witch. "It was not my idea to impose advanced city technology on your simple rural brains!" Harris pleaded with them. "That is the fault of the Republicans! I wanted to spare you from this!" The rural people ignored her and began lighting kindling around her feet. "Science forgive them!" Harris called out. "They know not what they do! For they are too rural and simple! Their brains are filled with nothing but knowledge about corn!" After letting it go on for a few minutes, the Secret Service finally decided they should probably do something, so they put out the fire, untied Harris, and took her away on Broom One. |
| Posted by:CrazyFool |
| #12 Mr. Brown of San Francisco would know, and the ex-Mrs Brown can attest to his picadillo(s). |
| Posted by: Shavimp Throlusing3802 2021-07-13 19:18 |
| #11 If there is anybody in the world who knows how to put the Kink in Kinkos, it would be her. Yea Baby ! |
| Posted by: Shavimp Throlusing3802 2021-07-13 19:12 |
| #10 One Day I WILL BE President...This will not go unpunished....cackle, cackle, cackle. |
| Posted by: Unaitch McGurque6823 2021-07-13 19:05 |
| #9 I had my city cousin type this for me: My word! If only I was smart enuf (sic - Clem said this was correct spelling - big fight - shrug) to know what is going on. I quit school to help slaughter the corn and harvest the sheep. |
| Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2021-07-13 15:26 |
| #8 ^ Oregon Trail |
| Posted by: Frank G 2021-07-13 14:12 |
| #7 Last time the family hitched up for a journey to Kinko's, sissie died of dysentery. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2021-07-13 13:35 |
| #6 Must be a teacher - kontree ebonics is perfect. Mainstream Media Is Wrong: Vaccine Hesitancy Is Not Highest Among Republican Men And Trump Isn't To Blame |
| Posted by: Spike Flealet8045 2021-07-13 13:06 |
| #5 I live thirty miles outside Podunk, Ahn Imma ere tuhtellya, y'allz supposd to dip it im mud lika Gawd ahn Dah Constitution Telzya! |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2021-07-13 10:21 |
| #4 It's moments like this that the phrase 'impeachment insurance' comes to mind. The democratic party is lead by the very best sock puppets that money can buy. (The 'pubs aren't lead at all.) |
| Posted by: ed in texas 2021-07-13 10:05 |
| #2 She's building all kinds of confidence, no? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2021-07-13 06:22 |
| #1 I was so hoping it *wasn't* the Bee. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2021-07-13 02:25 |