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Government Corruption
Does anyone see something very wrong with the recent spate of MSM reports and US Military releases about UFOs?!
2021-07-12
BLUF:
[SOTN] By the way, there’s a very good (really BAD reason) why they are floating so many UFOs here, there, and everywhere around the world today. They have been using the CIA’s Mockingbird Media to deceive the American people this way for decades, but now more than ever.

This unrelenting global hoax allows the highest echelons of U.S. Military, which have been deeply involved in the countless ’alien abductions’ for experimentation purposes, to claim that it’s the evil aliens that are performing such atrocious experiments on both humanity and the many mutilated cattle. As follows:
Posted by:Besoeker

#23  The out of work monkeys have nothing better to do.

It is the 21st century. All the cool monkeys have evolved the ability to multi-task so we can attend the Monday Zoom meeting with corporate, eat Cheetos and play CS:GO all at the same time.
Posted by: SteveS   2021-07-12 17:15  

#22   #3 and the Tractor Beam has load limits

That is going to be hard to beat!
Posted by: SteveS   2021-07-12 17:11  

#21  Early reporting indicates record reader comment and snark turn-out on this article.

It's Monday.
The out of work monkeys have nothing better to do.
Posted by: Skidmark   2021-07-12 14:29  

#20  On that topic there is good and bad news
The bad news is, by now and with all the news about UFOs, you know we earthlings have been invaded.
The good news is the aliens have stopped eating beef, and have switched to eating world minority citizens, and as they, the aliens are called Petrolians, they piss gasoline.
Posted by: Tarzan Snaviling8847   2021-07-12 13:37  

#19  BTW are cow mutilations down?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2021-07-12 13:24  

#18  ^^^^
Switching to
Posted by: Rupert Ulomong3043   2021-07-12 13:22  

#17  ^^^^^
The Tom Collins is a Collins cocktail made from gin, lemon juice, sugar, and carbonated water. First memorialized in writing in 1876 by Jerry Thomas, "the father of American mixology", this "gin and sparkling lemonade" drink is typically served in a Collins glass over ice. A "Collins mix" can be bought premixed at stores and enjoyed alone or with gin.
Posted by: Rupert Ulomong3043   2021-07-12 13:17  

#16  громгору ты знаешь, что плакат закручен он сумасшедший паваротти...

Google translate, or just youthful high spirits?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2021-07-12 11:50  

#15  ^^^
And How...
Posted by: Bubba Cletch7003   2021-07-12 11:32  

#14  UFOs are entertaining.
Posted by: Bubba Lover of the Faeries8843   2021-07-12 11:20  

#13  ^^^
громгору ты знаешь, что плакат закручен он сумасшедший паваротти...



He needs to see Cheech & Chong about adjustment to the environmental changes having recently taken place 2019-2021...
Posted by: Javitch Clamp8558   2021-07-12 10:57  

#12  Jiling might be an alien.
Posted by: Vespasian Ebboting9735   2021-07-12 10:48  

#11  Yes. Some pilots of Earth Monitoring Authority are obviously ignore SOP. Time for thorough inspection and mass transfers.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2021-07-12 10:43  

#10  
Posted by: Jiling Gravitch9209 v   2021-07-12 10:38  

#9  Early reporting indicates record reader comment and snark turn-out on this article.
Posted by: Besoeker   2021-07-12 10:22  

#8  They control lightening 🛸✨✨✨ lightening tests conducted in India subcontinent

Posted by: Injun Ebbater8629   2021-07-12 10:17  

#7  More likely to be struck by lightning.

Jaipur: Lightning strike kills 16 taking selfies in India
Posted by: Skidmark   2021-07-12 10:01  

#6  These brothers were two of our best scientists, but became deeply captured by their scientific studies, but not before influencing more than half of North America.


you reference 'high' 'spaced' 'trip' again, we were with you and remain here, just look around more, be observant.
Posted by: Harry Thravick4896   2021-07-12 09:20  

#5  Another example:


G's movie debut, very frank portrayal....
Posted by: Harry Thravick4896   2021-07-12 09:12  

#4  We have been here for a while, we tried to show you, but you failed to respond to our messages, took us 'off the air'... now you want to know ?


Isn't that right brother... G very frank .... Tractor Beam 2.5 upgrade can lift elephant ... still not boxcars.

Posted by: Harry Thravick4896   2021-07-12 09:00  

#3  and the Tractor Beam has load limits

Snark O'The Day
Posted by: Frank G   2021-07-12 08:50  

#2  We are responding....

She - Stacey Abrams - is too busy - We Aliens don't want to disturb her, she is working for us and others.
Posted by: Harry Thravick4896   2021-07-12 08:35  

#1  But, but, but we've all seen the movies! The question still remains, why do we never see Mexican grounds keepers, elderly pensioners, or people like Stacey Abrams in these abduction portrayals ?

If you're actually out there, please respond.

Posted by: Besoeker   2021-07-12 08:13  

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