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Man cleared of committing blasphemy in Pakistan is hacked to death 'by policeman who refused to believe he was innocent' |
2021-07-05 |
Posted by:Skidmark |
#3 #1 Abbott and Costello have a rival. Well played! |
Posted by: Ulavinter Clusosing6956 2021-07-05 10:52 |
#2 ^ LOL. And here we are worried about jury nullification. |
Posted by: Matt 2021-07-05 10:26 |
#1 One Fine Day in Lahore "Officer Muhammad! Why did you kill Muhammad?" "Sir. He had insulted Muhammad!" "You mean... you, Muhammad?" "No. Muhammad Muhammad." "So what did Muhammad say about Muhammad?" "He said he was the only true prophet, sir. Peace be..." "No! The dead Muhammad!" "Well, what about them?" "I mean the man you killed, Muhammad! Lahore HC had cleared him!" "Since when do we care what some french prostitute thinks, sir? Who's this Echsee?" "Oh fuck off, Muhammad you swine!" "What? You bastard! You insult Muhammad?! Aaargh!!" SCREAM! SLICE![footsteps] GoooSH! BLAM! BLAM! SHRIEK! SLAM! |
Posted by: Dron66046 2021-07-05 09:47 |