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Indian priest's wife chops off his doinker after he wanted to marry again
2021-06-29
[NYPOST] Third time was definitely no charm for this polyamorous priest.

The holy man in India wanted to get married a third time, but his second wife sliced off his penis as he slept after he ignored her pleas to refrain from getting hitched again, according to a report.

Maulvi Vakil Ahmad, 57, a holy man in the city of Muzaffarnagar in the state of Uttar Pradesh, was allegedly attacked by his wife Hazra, who used a kitchen knife to chop off his manhood on Thursday in Shikarpur village, India Today reported.

The wife told Sherlocks that she carried out the grisly attack while her hubby was asleep, according to the news outlet.

The woman then tried to perform his last rites with the help of her relatives, but a neighbor became suspicious and alerted police. After being questioned, Hazra confessed to the crime, the outlet reported.

In India, the act of a woman choppping off a partner’s penis has been dubbed "Bobbitise" after the infamous 1993 case of Lorena Bobbitt, who hacked off her husband John Wayne Bobbitt’s member as he slept and threw it out her car window, the Sun reported.

Bobbitt’s penis was so well reattached, he was able to launch a successful porn career.
Posted by:Fred

#6  On me you can always depend,
For you're my particular friend.
It's a little bit gay,
But I'd like you to stay,
And I hope you'll be mine to the end!
Posted by: Floque Fleting4635   2021-06-29 14:57  

#5  Priest? That's abusing the term.

On the bright side, Ahmad got promoted to the ball in bacha bazzi.
Posted by: Hupolutle Chosh1350   2021-06-29 10:55  

#4  Inshallah.
Posted by: Wren   2021-06-29 02:58  

#3  Excusez moi, but what the fuck.
Why can you not embrace the suck,
of being an Ahmad's wife?

All this din, all day and night,
take this knife and do it right,
for Allah end this strife.
Posted by: Dron66046   2021-06-29 02:08  

#2  
With the global "Trans-Movement",
volunteer donors are plentiful.
All this guy has got to do is
establish a "Go-Fund-Me" page
and arrange for the "missing part"
to be re-installed...
might be an added bonus...
"He's as potent as a 4-balled Tom Cat"
extras 'installed' no additional cost.
Posted by: Harry Cheart5987   2021-06-29 01:42  

#1  Hole-y man now, thrice over
Posted by: Fat Bob Thaiger7673   2021-06-29 01:28  

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