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Salma Hayek: My | |
2021-06-26 | |
[NYPOST] When life gives you melons, you may have to explain to the public that they’re not fake. Salma Hayek has gone on the record to say that yes, her breasts are real — but she can understand why fans might think otherwise. "They just keep gettin' bigger 'n' bigger! "A lot of people said that I had breast augmentation. I don’t blame them! My Sorry I missed it. Her growth, however, is all natural. Hayek explained that it happened significantly during life changes like pregnancy, menopause and periods of weight gain. Yeah, sure. Happens all the time.
At the rate they're growing, by the time she's seventy, she can stand in Saint Louis and her nipples will be in New Orleans. Wished The Other Hayek's ideas would grow as much | |
Posted by:Fred |
#6 Muchachos, let's eat! Pati Jinich, Whose feats I don't wish to diminish, To see is a treat... But to hear? [grito] Heat! I could listen to Jinich steam spinach. |
Posted by: Shusort Flereng7678 2021-06-26 21:57 |
#5 The question everyone wants to know, |
Posted by: Vinegar Spolusing6485 2021-06-26 18:50 |
#4 "O pyramids of Tenochtitlan! The soul of our nation has gone: Its heart and its tetas, Canciones, recetas... All wandered away to Aztlan." |
Posted by: Shusort Flereng7678 2021-06-26 12:14 |
#3 This can be moved to Good Morning any day |
Posted by: Mercutio 2021-06-26 08:04 |
#2 In the end, gravity wins. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2021-06-26 05:58 |
#1 Her head is too large for her body. Hobbit-like. Weird. |
Posted by: Ho Chi Clunk6516 2021-06-26 01:25 |