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Salma Hayek: My boobies honkers breasts keep growing 'a lot' — but they're natural
2021-06-26


[NYPOST] When life gives you melons, you may have to explain to the public that they’re not fake. Salma Hayek has gone on the record to say that yes, her breasts are real — but she can understand why fans might think otherwise.
"They just keep gettin' bigger 'n' bigger!
"A lot of people said that I had breast augmentation. I don’t blame them! My udders boobs were smaller! So was the rest of my body," the 54-year-old actress said Wednesday on "Red Table Talk," the Facebook Watch series Jada Pinkett Smith co-hosts with her daughter, Willow Smith, and mother, Adrienne Banfield-Norris.
Sorry I missed it.
Her growth, however, is all natural. Hayek explained that it happened significantly during life changes like pregnancy, menopause and periods of weight gain.
Yeah, sure. Happens all the time.
It does, though that isn’t one of the things they talk about in s3x ed. classes. And very disconcerting it is, too, until older female friends’n’relations explain the possible side effects of aging for females.
"For some women, they deflate get smaller. But there are some women that when you gain weight, your boobs grow, and other women that when you have children and you breastfeed your boobs grow and they don’t go back down, and then in some of the cases when you are in menopause, they grow again," she said. "I just happen to be one of those women that it happened in every single step! When I gain weight, when I got pregnant and when I am in menopause."
At the rate they're growing, by the time she's seventy, she can stand in Saint Louis and her nipples will be in New Orleans.
Wished The Other Hayek's ideas would grow as much
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Posted by:Fred

#6  Muchachos, let's eat! Pati Jinich,
Whose feats I don't wish to diminish,
To see is a treat...
But to hear? [grito] Heat!
I could listen to Jinich steam spinach.
Posted by: Shusort Flereng7678   2021-06-26 21:57  

#5  The question everyone wants to know,
Posted by: Vinegar Spolusing6485   2021-06-26 18:50  

#4  "O pyramids of Tenochtitlan!
The soul of our nation has gone:
Its heart and its tetas,
Canciones, recetas...
All wandered away to Aztlan."
Posted by: Shusort Flereng7678   2021-06-26 12:14  

#3  This can be moved to Good Morning any day
Posted by: Mercutio   2021-06-26 08:04  

#2  In the end, gravity wins.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2021-06-26 05:58  

#1  Her head is too large for her body. Hobbit-like. Weird.
Posted by: Ho Chi Clunk6516   2021-06-26 01:25  

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