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Emergency crew rescues sex doll after mistaking it for drowning woman
2021-06-23
[NYPOST] They issued an SOS = save our sex doll. A team of emergency rescue divers was flummoxed after responding to the scene of a nude "drowning woman" — only to discover that it was actually a floating life-sized sex doll.

The uproarious gaffe was chronicled on Twitter by YouTuber Natsuki Tanaka, who had initially believed she was witnessing a real-life rescue in the city of Hachinohe off of Japan’s Northeast Coast, Kotaku reported.

"While filming a fishing video, I thought a dead body floating in the water had washed up, but it was a blow-up doll," Tanaka wrote about the strange scene, which occurred last week.

The influencer — yes, she has more than 272,000 subscribers on YouTube — added that someone else had mistakenly phoned the authorities over the "drowning" woman, prompting a "Blues Brothers"-esque army of emergency services to arrive, ready to rescue what they thought was a person in peril.

Indeed, accompanying photos show multiple fire and rescue brigades, police, and an ambulance working to dredge the dummy from the water in front of a crowd of onlookers.

Thankfully the adult toy was "rescued safely," according to Tanaka.


Posted by:Fred

#7  If they are doing it right, it will end up being a scarecrow for the Rookies as a CPR certification device.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2021-06-23 14:28  

#6  Shroedinger's Inflatable Girl - you have to rescue her to find out if she is real or blow-up.

Also, even though we are all laughing, it was good practice for the rescue squad.
Posted by: SteveS   2021-06-23 14:04  

#5  Just the opposite happened here. A blow-up doll was reported to be floating in a sewage pond behind a trailer park. When maintenance men came to get it out they found a woman's body.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2021-06-23 13:07  

#4  Katy Perry is having a good news week.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2021-06-23 10:01  

#3  How long can she hold her breath?
Posted by: Skidmark   2021-06-23 08:16  

#2  
Its one of those articles that target rich for one liners.

It wasn't a "Happy Ending".

Well that kinda blew up in their face.

They are trying to patch things up.

Posted by: NN2N1   2021-06-23 07:23  

#1  
The Damsel in Distress

Posted by: Jiper Shomock6839   2021-06-23 00:20  

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