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CNN Hires Trump As News Anchor To Recover Lost Viewers
2021-06-22
[BB] In order to bring back the viewers it's lost since the 2020 election ended, CNN is rehiring the biggest draw for its audience: former President Trump, who will host all the news segments every night on prime time.

"What we've discovered since the election is people only watched our station to see Trump, so we're hiring him to anchor our programs," said Bob CNN, owner and founder of the cable news station. "This will finally get our ratings out of the dump."
Posted by:Glereger Bumble2153

#3  Not even Fox would hire Trump. Up $1.
Posted by: Glenmore   2021-06-22 15:13  

#2  A gag article yes...

But what if?

NAAAAH ! it not even for Donnie.☺☻☺
Posted by: NN2N1   2021-06-22 09:01  

#1  Up $1. Uncharacteristically lame
Posted by: Glaish Tingle7420   2021-06-22 08:51  

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