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| The Bee: CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism |
| 2021-06-01 |
| WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, the CIA has replaced enhanced interrogation techniques such as waterboarding with something even more torturous and effective: 12-hour academic lectures on intersectional feminism. "Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective," said the anonymous source. "But that's been replaced now. Now we just pop in a tape of Robin DiAngelo, Stacey Abrams, or Joy Behar. Sometimes we'll really ramp things up and make them watch Coca-Cola's diversity training on a 12-hour loop." Terror suspects will be subjected to lengthy lectures about cis-male privilege, heteronormative patriarchy, and microaggressive mansplaining. Sources say these lectures are 1,282% more effective than regular old waterboarding. Critics have criticized the new interrogation method, saying that such cruel torture should be limited only to American universities. |
| Posted by:badanov |
| #7 Saw that one a month ago. But, when you are pummeled with mandatory b.s. training, this might make one crack a smile. |
| Posted by: Clem 2021-06-01 21:44 |
| #6 |
| Posted by: Sluse Grealet9429 2021-06-01 14:50 |
| #5 Mutually Assured Diversity. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2021-06-01 13:48 |
| #4 I'll go with waterboarding please. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2021-06-01 10:50 |
| #3 Since they're making their staff take the same seminars, they can just put the interrogation subjects in the same room at the same time. Efficiency. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2021-06-01 10:41 |
| #2 If you hadn't prefaced this with "The Bee," I would not have guessed. These Woke clowns are barking mad |
| Posted by: Hupating Ghibelline2389 2021-06-01 05:50 |
| #1 "War CRIME!" The Beeâ„¢ continues it's run of snark |
| Posted by: magpie 2021-06-01 00:19 |