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| The Babylon Bee Would Like To Apologize To Xi Jinping For Referring To Him As 'President' And Not 'A Stuffed Honey-Loving Bear Who Lives In The Hundred Acre Wood' |
| 2021-05-28 |
| BABYLON, FL—The Babylon Bee would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Xi Jinping for a very, very bad mistake we made earlier. We continued to refer to him as "president" in our articles, when we really should have called him Winnie the Pooh, as he self-identifies as a honey-loving stuffed bear who lives in the Hundred Acre Wood. Here is our apology, Mr. Pooh: 亲爱的习近平领导人，对于您称呼您为"总统"，我们深感抱歉。 我们知道您确定是吃蜂蜜且非常胖的黄熊。 我们犯了一个非常非常非常严重的错误，我们非常非常爱您和中国政府。 用不与之相称的代词来误认一个人是非常糟糕的。 您是小熊维尼，我们希望尊重这一身份。 因此，从现在开始，我们将永远只称您为小熊维尼（Winnie the Pooh），这是一只可爱的毛绒熊，与克里斯托弗·罗宾（Christopher Robin）一起玩，非常笨。 非常感谢，请不要将我们送到监狱营地。 Thank you very much for your understanding, and may this lead to greater cooperation between our inferior country and your much superior land of the Hundred Acre Wood. |
| Posted by:Mullah Richard |
| #4 The Incredible Shrinking Cena. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2021-05-28 17:59 |
| #3 Have an appropriate GIF for this, but unsure of house rules for such a thing. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2021-05-28 12:29 |
| #2 Translates as: Dear leader Xi Jinping, we are deeply sorry for calling you "President". We know that you are definitely a yellow bear who eats honey and is very fat. We made a very, very serious mistake, and we love you and the Chinese government very very very much. It is very bad to misidentify a person with pronouns that are not appropriate. You are Winnie the Pooh, and we want to respect this identity. Therefore, from now on, we will always only call you Winnie the Pooh, this is a cute plush bear, playing with Christopher Robin, very stupid. Thank you very much, please do not send us to the prison camp. |
| Posted by: Ulusoger Clalet8473 2021-05-28 08:35 |
| #1 someones social status just went down , in the future anyway. |
| Posted by: Chris 2021-05-28 02:17 |