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Home Front: Politix
Atlanta councilman Antonio Brown, who voted to defund police, has car stolen
2021-05-28
[NYPOST] An Atlanta politician mayoral candidate who voted to defund millions of dollars from the local police department's budget reportedly had his car stolen by a group of young thieves this week.
I was gonna comment that God sometimes works in mysterious ways, but this is more a whack with a celestial mallet.
City Council Member Antonio Brown had just gotten out of his white Mercedes coupe to speak to fellow community leader Ben Norman in northwest Atlanta's Dixie Hills community Wednesday when he spotted four or five kids — the youngest only 6 or 7, WAGA-TV reported.
"What's that curious sound I hear?"
"I believe it's feral yoots!"
The children were walking around a store — and within seconds were inside Brown's car, he said.
"Quick! Grab the ride!"
"One kid was in the driver's seat," Brown told the outlet. "Ben attempted to open the door to get him out of the car. He fought with Ben.
[PUNCH!]
"Hey! No fair! I wasn't lookin'!"
[PUNCH!]
"Ow! I quit!"
"I then engaged and tried to get him out of the car. The three other kids were trying to figure out how to get in the car or stay out of the car. He started to hit on the gas. Ben let go."
"G'bye, feral children! Drive careful!"
"As he started to speed up, and I knew that if I had not let go, I knew I probably could have killed myself because he was going so fast, I would have started to tumble," he added. "And I would have hurt him."
"How would you have hurt him?"
"You know, body parts bouncing off him, that sort of thing."
Brown said he filed a report with the Atlanta Police Department.
"Atlanta po-lice!"
"I want to report a car theft!"
"Yer name?"
"Antonio Brown."
[CLICK!]
Authorities confirmed they found his car a few hours later, but did not say if they made any arrests. Brown said he doesn't want to press charges, according to the report. It appeared that the kids acted out of desperation, Brown told WSB-TV.
"Yeah. Dat's it. They wuz desperate."
The Universe: "Karma be!"
"They wuz so desperate they wuz laffing at with me"
Related:
Antonio Brown: 2020-01-14 Former National Felon League star Antnie Brown goes on public tirade
Antonio Brown: 2015-07-07 9 Killed, 53 Wounded In Holiday Weekend Shootings


Posted by:Fred & 3dc

#10  gay, black, hates police, and already indicted.

this guy is a shoo-in for Atlanta mayor.
Posted by: Retard Strength   2021-05-28 18:19  

#9  s.t. doesn't smell right with this one

That is the not pressing charges because Desperation.

Group of Black Children performing a carjacking can't be in The Narrative.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2021-05-28 11:26  

#8  /\ Wakandan lightning ?
Posted by: Besoeker   2021-05-28 09:26  

#7  ^I take that back. They found the car.
Posted by: Ebbomoger Speaking for Boskone4589   2021-05-28 09:23  

#6  Insurance scam.
Posted by: Ebbomoger Speaking for Boskone4589   2021-05-28 09:22  

#5  
Example of IRONY.

But notice he was willing to allow the thieves to go free if caught.

QUESTION: Why did he leave the KEYS in the car and running in Atlanta?

Also notice the verbage he uses:
""As he (the thief) started to speed up, and I knew that if I had not let go, I knew I probably could have killed myself (not the thief) because he was going so fast, I would have started to tumble," he added. "And I would have hurt him (the Theft??)."
Posted by: NN2N1   2021-05-28 08:35  

#4  s.t. doesn't smell right with this one
Posted by: Guillibaldo Unutch4240   2021-05-28 07:52  

#3  this fellow seems to have frauded his way into getting the funds to buy his Mercedes

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/atlanta-councilman-antonio-brown-indicted-on-federal-fraud-charges/ar-BB17lpHS
Posted by: Lord Garth   2021-05-28 07:49  

#2  He had his car stolen by 12 year olds. Dumb fuck left his shit running in the HOOD in ATLANTA. Kds also aren't going to be charged.
Posted by: Chris   2021-05-28 02:21  

#1  Dessssss perado...
Why don't you come to yo' senses
Youse been out jumpin' fences
Fo' so long, now
Posted by: Choluting Uleremp9942   2021-05-28 00:15  

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