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...the overweight, pouty-looking hereditary potentate of North Korea. Pudge appears to believe in his own divinity, but has yet to produce any loaves and fishes, so his subjects remain malnourished...
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The North Korea
...hereditary Communist monarchy distinguished by its truculence and periodic acts of violence. Distinguishing features include Songun (Army First) policy, which involves feeding the army before anyone but the Dear Leadership, and Juche, which is Kim Jong Il's personal interpretation of Marxism-Leninism, which he told everybody was brilliant. In 1950 the industrialized North invaded agrarian South Korea. Twenty-one countries of the United Nations eventually contributed to the UN force opposing the invasion, with the United States providing around 90% of the military personnel. Seventy years later the economic results are in and it doesn't look good for Juche...n dictator has outlawed mullets and skinny jeans in an attempt to cut off "decadent" western-style fashion trends, according to a report.
The tubby tyrant has approved only 15 official "non-socialist" haircuts — and the long-in-the-back look isn’t up to snuff, according to The Daily Express.
"We need that hair for our soup"
He also ordered a bizarre crackdown on ripped jeans, sloganed T-shirts and nose and lip piercings, according to the outlet, which cited North Korea’s The Rondong Sinmun newspaper.
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The Hermit King reportedly fears that "exotic" US-style cultural trends could influence young people and ultimately lead to his loss of power.
"We must be wary of even the slightest sign of the capitalistic lifestyle and fight to get rid of them," Kim wrote in a recent article for Rondong Sinmun.
"History teaches us a crucial lesson that a country can become vulnerable and eventually collapse like a damp wall regardless of its economic and defense power if we do not hold on to our own lifestyle."
The banned fashion comes amid a string of new laws in North Korea, including a crackdown on South Korean K-pop bands, to stop the influence of foreign countries.
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