...... 46th president of the U.S. Old, boring, a plagiarist, fond of hair sniffing and grabbing the protruding parts of women, and not whatcha call brilliant... or is that an act?......
and Attorney General Merrick Garland send the feds to Gotham to help the city in its losing battle against rising crime.
"We need a marshal out here! Is Rooster Cogburn still working?"
Partial to Cordell Walker myself
"We urge you to deploy additional law enforcement officers to New York to assist our police force until our communities no longer face this daily and growing threat of gun violence," the freshman Staten Island politician wrote in a May 7 letter to both men she shared with The Post.
"We're glad yer here, Marshal! The Cuomo Brothers and their men're holed up in the Stock Exchange!... Look out! [KERPOW!]... That was close!... Marshal? Marshal??"
"While this rise in crime should be handled on a local level, partisan ideology has clouded the judgment of far too many in our city and state leadership."
"The Sheriff was unexpectedly called out of town. He always is when they get riled up!"
Malliotakis circulated the letter to her colleagues in New York City and Long Island, but was only joined in the call by a fellow freshman, Sayville, L.I., Republican Rep. Andrew Garbarino.
"Wellll... I dunno, Miss Nicole. Do we want to give 'em an excuse to go off again?"
"Have they ever needed an excuse, Mayor?"
"New York City summers have been historically
"String a few of 'em up and it'll stop quick enough."
"No, no. That won't work! That'll make us no better than them!"
"Shuddup, De Blasio!"
"Who's that dumbass?"
"The mayor."
The missive was thin in specifics, however, with her office clarifying that Malliotakis wanted to see "federal law enforcement officers from the appropriate agencies" — not the National Guard — sent to New York City to assist the NYPD. She also wants the Department of Justice to push U.S. Attorneys to better prosecute federal gun crimes.
"That's if there's any of 'em left after Marshal Cogburn gets done with 'em."
"I told you, there ain't no Marshal Cogburn. That's just a book."
"I seen 'im in the movies!"
"I seen Spiderman in the movies too!"
"You think we could get him?"
"Doubt he'd be interested. The Cuomo Boys ain't supervillians. They're jest bad."
"As we’ve seen in other cities that have experienced unprecedented levels of gun violence, the federal government has sent officers from ATF, FBI, the DEA and U.S. Marshals Service," Malliotakis told The Post. "If the mayor isn’t going to allow the NYPD to do its job, the feds should step in to protect residents, get criminals off the street and get this growing problem under control."
"Can we get Bass Reeves? And maybe Judge Parket?"