[NYPOST] An "incredibly intoxicated" Pennsylvania man shot his dog and grilled the animal in a fire pit in his front yard, authorities said. Yep. I'd have to be incredibly intoxicated to do that too.
Nikolay Lukyanchikov, 48, was arrested Friday outside his Northampton Township home, where cops found a burning fire pit and a couch in flames in the front yard, police said.
"Once the fire was under control, patrol observed an unknown animal badly burned and charred on top of a small metal charcoal grill," Northampton Township police said in a statement. "It was later learned the animal was Lukyanchikov’s dog."
Lukyanchikov was "incredibly intoxicated" at the time and unable to speak, according to an affidavit of probable cause for his arrest obtained by the Philadelphia Inquirer.
Lukyanchikov was also dousing $100 bills with lighter fluid and burning them in the metal fire pit — which was topped with a barbecue grate where his pooch was cooked, according to the affidavit.
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