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Bill And Melinda Gates Are Getting A Divorce
2021-05-04
And I thought this one was gonna last for the ages...
Image courtesy of Clem.
[ZeroHedge] Bill and Melinda Gates announced on Monday that they are ending their marriage after 27 years, "after a great deal of thought and a lot of work on our relationship," according to a statement.
Better snark & derision at the link.
Will she marry a school teacher in a year, like the former Mrs. Bezos?
Did the Lolita Express just claim another victim ?
Posted by:Raj

#18  Hang tough there Sky Soldier !
Posted by: Besoeker   2021-05-04 18:41  

#17  I suspect Bill plans on marrying his lifelong sweetheart "Daisy the milk cow."
Posted by: Silentbrick   2021-05-04 17:55  

#16  My marriage bit the dust after 49 years. I will probably never get over it. That said, my snark contribution.

They couldn't decide if the chips plus inoculations (to reduce the population by 90% to the 'right kind of people') would get them slaves or cyborgs. So of course they went for AND. And having achieved their goals, decided to split the take and move on to new goals, but couldn't agree so they split.
Posted by: B3/503173rdAbnBde   2021-05-04 17:17  

#15  #13 - Snark O' The Day Candidate
Posted by: Frank G   2021-05-04 15:01  

#14  So how gets custody of the kids foundation?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2021-05-04 14:05  

#13  "Hey! It looks like you're getting a divorce!"
Posted by: SteveS   2021-05-04 13:48  

#12  No prenup? Dumber than Clippy.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2021-05-04 13:29  

#11  Hope she doesn't give away her billions to race grifters the way Bezos's ex did (and Jobs's widow is doing)
Posted by: Thrater White8137   2021-05-04 11:33  

#10  No prenup, together 9 yrs before a 27 yr marriage. She gets half
Posted by: Frank G   2021-05-04 09:53  

#9  Couldn't survive Epstein.

The Bill Gates and Jeffrey Epstein Connection Goes Deeper, as Both Shared Interests in Eugenics
Posted by: Skidmark   2021-05-04 08:07  

#8  Well, it can't be for love.
Posted by: Dron66046   2021-05-04 06:22  

#7  

Great way to void $$ Billions in Taxes
Posted by: NN2N1   2021-05-04 06:08  

#6  I think Melinda couldn't compete with Greta.

Posted by: Clem   2021-05-04 04:54  

#5  I have a theory that a lot of Bill's craziness is due to being henpecked husband - now we shall see.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2021-05-04 04:06  

#4  Sad news for anyone.
Posted by: Besoeker   2021-05-04 03:42  

#3  Another rookie marriage bites the dust after only 27 years.
Posted by: crazyhorse   2021-05-04 02:48  

#2  Alright everyone, we have another expensive divorce settlement here!
Posted by: Wren   2021-05-04 02:37  

#1  Guess Eva or was it Zsa Zsa Melinda didn't like Bill spending so much time on all the farmland he bought.
Posted by: Sneart Thromonter8301   2021-05-04 02:32  

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