...hereditary Communist monarchy distinguished by its truculence and periodic acts of violence. Distinguishing features include Songun (Army First) policy, which involves feeding the army before anyone but the Dear Leadership, and Juche, which is Kim Jong Il's personal interpretation of Marxism-Leninism, which he told everybody was brilliant. In 1950 the industrialized North invaded agrarian South Korea. Twenty-one countries of the United Nations eventually contributed to the UN force opposing the invasion, with the United States providing around 90% of the military personnel. Seventy years later the economic results are in and it doesn't look good for Juche...has reportedly finished testing "suicide" drones that can spy on and then attack the Hermit Kingdom’s enemies.
The new "miniaturized unmanned drones" are capable of "precision reconnaissance of areas deep within the frontline" — ending with "pincer attacks," meaning strikes from both flanks, sources told Daily NK.
Military authorities raced through testing of the drones after dictator Kim
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...the overweight, pouty-looking hereditary potentate of North Korea. Pudge appears to believe in his own divinity, but has yet to produce any loaves and fishes, so his subjects remain malnourished...
called their development an "important task" for the country, the report said.
The despot then reportedly sent a personally signed "grateful message" to the team, saying the successful tests "establishes yet another cornerstone to promote the advancement and strength of the Korean People’s Army."
He thanked the "hard work of all on-site researchers and [test] reviewers, who took the lead in ensuring our Party’s historical military advance [is based] on the strongest of military power," the Korean outlet said.
