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'Strippers bit officer's nipples to keep him awake': Decorated US army chief resigns after his battalion got drunk and went 'off the rails' during trip to Polish lap-dancing club
2021-04-28
[Daily Mail, Where America Gets Its News]
  • Lt. Col. Matthew Fix forced to resign after his battalion's drunken strip club trip

  • Lt. Col. Fix commanded the 40-strong 'No Mercy' 1st Battalion Army Apache helicopter unit at the time

  • Major Matthew Connor went AWOL for 48 hours after dancers 'bit his nipples'

  • A probe revealed Connor was likely drugged and Fix did not seek medical help

  • The unit were on an official trip to Gdansk, Poland, to improve 'cohesion, morale'
Posted by:Skidmark

#8  Rantburg University is such a fountain of information! How many of you knew you could revive an conscious person by biting their nipples? I'm pretty sure we never covered that in Boy Scouts.
Posted by: SteveS   2021-04-28 21:26  

#7  WO-2 through WO-5 are called Chief Warrant Officers WO aviators are generally a massive pain in the ass when not aloft. When i had a Divisional Cavalry Squadron i had 40 of them. I Came back to the FARP from a recce flight in full-on war game field exercise and saw four of them in yellow banana chairs and sun reflectors under their chins stretched out asleep next their birds getting a tan from the waist up.
My favorite revenge was making the aviation platoon practice close order drill for a change of command ceremony.
Posted by: NoMoreBS   2021-04-28 21:06  

#6   is spring break in Myrtle Beach any different?

Why, yes it is. Generally guys pinching girls.
Posted by: Skidmark   2021-04-28 16:15  

#5  I read this just to find out what an 'Army chief' was. Maybe WO3 and up?
Posted by: ed in texas   2021-04-28 14:33  

#4  In 1989, my family traveled to West Germany and spent a few days in München to visit the Deutsches Museum. While there, a group of guys had just gotten out of the Army after doing their 2 years from an AA battalion. They were all wearing t-shirts with their unit logo and signed by their buddies. We saw them staggering around München the entire time, drunk. They seemed to be having a great time so I am not sure the 1st Battalion Army Apache unit's mission wasn't accomplished. And let's face it, is spring break in Myrtle Beach any different?
Posted by: Silentbrick   2021-04-28 14:23  

#3  The unit were on an official trip to Gdansk, Poland, to improve 'cohesion, morale'

Mission Accomplished. Draw up the Campaign Ribbon.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2021-04-28 12:19  

#2  Aviators. I hear the Navy has had some experience with theirs too.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2021-04-28 11:53  

#1  Seen a nurse check to see if an unconscious, unresponsive man was not too far gone to feel pain by pinching a nipple. You could tell he felt that!
Posted by: Ebbomoger Speaking for Boskone4589   2021-04-28 11:43  

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