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Suspected rhino poacher trampled to death by breeding elephants while running away from cops
2021-04-19
[World News] A suspected rhino poacher was trampled to death by a herd of breeding elephants as he fled authorities along with two alleged accomplices in South Africa’s Kruger National Park (KNP).

The three were spotted by field rangers out on routine patrol, the park said in a statement, when they came upon the trio. The alleged poachers dropped an axe and a bag full of provisions and started running, the statement said.

They ran straight into "a breeding herd of elephants," the park said.

One of the three was found and arrested and told police he wasn’t sure whether his accomplice had escaped the elephants. As it turned out, he hadn’t.

"The Rangers discovered his accomplice badly trampled and unfortunately succumbed to his injuries," the park said. "The third suspect is said to have been injured in the eye but continued to flee."

Posted by:Besoeker

#7  "Don't run. You'll only die tired flattened."
Posted by: SteveS   2021-04-19 13:04  

#6  I love a happy ending!
Posted by: DarthVader   2021-04-19 12:07  

#5  Karma. She is a bitch, no?
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2021-04-19 11:54  

#4  Tons of fun! Playful group of young elephants pretend to charge at safari car after they spot it watching them in Kruger National Park
Posted by: Skidmark   2021-04-19 10:26  

#3  One has to assume they were preoccupied at the time with more important things than punishing the interloper

I can imagine, that if they're anything like other herd animals, that the elephants (both male and female - because that's still okay to call them those genders in elephant society), the 'Herd Agitation Level' is pretty high and pretty easily spooked into a stampede.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2021-04-19 08:30  

#2  You missed the part where the elephant herd was breeding, Dron dear. One has to assume they were preoccupied at the time with more important things than punishing the interloper.
Posted by: trailing wife   2021-04-19 07:42  

#1  A deeply satisfying report. It gives us hope for all earth, the harmony of all things, and the inevitability of good winning over evil. It would've been so much better if they trampled him, shuffled him about as he moaned, and shat on him in his final moments before high fiving and stomping away.
Posted by: Dron66046   2021-04-19 06:54  

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