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Banana futures soar as Scientists announce successful creation of human-monkey embryo
2021-04-18
[Just The News] Scientists this week revealed their successful efforts to develop stable human-monkey embryos, an experiment they claim could have important implications for areas such as organ development and replacement.

The breakthrough, announced in the journal Cell, came from an international team of scientists, including some at the Salk Institute for Biological Studies in La Jolla, CA. The scientists claimed to have "studied the chimeric competency of human extended pluripotent stem cells" in "cynomolgus monkey" embryos.

A "chimera" is a genetic organism with "at least two different sets of DNA." The scientists in the recent study revealed that human cells implanted into monkey embryos "survived, proliferated, and generated several peri- and early post-implantation cell lineages" inside those embryos.
Posted by:Besoeker

#11  The uprising happens when the monkey chimeras start being used in a big way, and then the expected wipe out of the cavendish banana happens (they're all clones). Pandemonium ensues.
Posted by: ed in texas   2021-04-18 21:45  

#10  Not Beeâ„¢ ? Wow...or rather *ugh*
Posted by: magpie   2021-04-18 12:56  

#9  Down $1
Posted by: Lampedusa Grundy6469   2021-04-18 12:30  

#8  Genome-wide programmable transcriptional memory by CRISPR-based epigenome editing
Posted by: Skidmark   2021-04-18 12:16  

#7  not the bee?
Posted by: 746   2021-04-18 11:24  

#6  The future of warfare just branched off into swarms of autonomous killbots vs armies of humanzees (probably Chinese).
Posted by: SteveS   2021-04-18 10:43  

#5  I did.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2021-04-18 10:16  

#4  Anybody else think this was a Babylon Bee article at first?
Posted by: Vernal Hatrick   2021-04-18 09:49  

#3  Any concerns about the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?
Posted by: Xyz   2021-04-18 08:57  

#2  Ethical concerns raised over human cells grown in monkey embryos
Posted by: Skidmark   2021-04-18 08:11  

#1  'Did you hear about Randy? He bought one o' those new chimera livers in Cali. Now, he's a total drink monkey.'
Posted by: Dron66046   2021-04-18 05:55  

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