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Jane Fonda is 'very grateful' no one will see her naked again
2021-04-18
So say we all.
Looking at her photo at the link, what they’d see is the sum of all her plastic surgeries, botox treatments, and collagen filling, with the original skin somewhat tenuously holding it all in. Some go into acting because they are so full to bursting that they need the adventures of other people and places to bleed off some of the energy; others go into acting to fill the emptiness of their souls. Ms Fonda is the second type.
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#17  Still claiming relevance, Hanoi Jane?
Posted by: Torquemada   2021-04-18 17:07  

#16  *BLUURRP*
Posted by: SteveS   2021-04-18 13:02  

#15  Maybe she can't sit or lie for any amount of time without leaving behind a Botox/Collagen stain?
Posted by: Anomalous Sources   2021-04-18 12:59  

#14  walking corpses A prerequisite to being a corpse is having, at one time, been alive. I doubt that in Jane's case.
Posted by: Bubba Lover of the Faeries8843   2021-04-18 12:03  

#13  So is everyone else on the planet.

(Except for walking dead fans, they have a thing for walking corpses)
Posted by: CrazyFool   2021-04-18 11:47  

#12  In a USMC training building at the former Mather AFB in Sacramento, I first encountered a urinal with her picture centered in the porcelain at waist level. I would guess over the course of a given day, 30-40 men enjoyed using that one in specific, I know I did!
Posted by: NoMoreBS   2021-04-18 11:31  

#11  Can't believe nobody beat me to this: "We're all grateful too, Jane..."
Posted by: M. Murcek   2021-04-18 11:17  

#10  But some former North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gunners have fond memories. "My child, you don't think she just posed with us, do you?"
Posted by: Matt   2021-04-18 10:44  

#9  I never had any desire to see her nekked at any time.
Posted by: Besoeker   2021-04-18 10:42  

#8  ... with the original skin somewhat tenuously holding it all in

I threw up a little in my mouth right there.
Posted by: SteveS   2021-04-18 10:38  

#7  'The emptiness in her soul'. When was she issued a soul?
Posted by: Cesare   2021-04-18 09:01  

#6  Jane Fonda is 'very grateful' no one will see her naked again

FIFY. So will we.
Posted by: Procopius2K   2021-04-18 07:44  

#5  A treacherous harridan of the nth degree.
Posted by: Clem   2021-04-18 01:13  

#4  Hanoi Paris Hilton
Posted by: Pliny Glavirong6889   2021-04-18 01:05  

#3  Where's my femto-violin?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2021-04-18 00:43  

#2  Barbarella!
Posted by: Xyz   2021-04-18 00:40  

#1  Paris Hilton says 'it still gives me post-traumatic stress disorder even talking about' sex tape with Rick Salomon filmed when she was just 20-years-old
Posted by: Skidmark   2021-04-18 00:30  

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