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Banana futures soar as Scientists announce successful creation of human-monkey embryo |
2021-04-18 |
The breakthrough, announced in the journal Cell, came from an international team of scientists, including some at the Salk Institute for Biological Studies in La Jolla, CA. The scientists claimed to have "studied the chimeric competency of human extended pluripotent stem cells" in "cynomolgus monkey" embryos. A "chimera" is a genetic organism with "at least two different sets of DNA." The scientists in the recent study revealed that human cells implanted into monkey embryos "survived, proliferated, and generated several peri- and early post-implantation cell lineages" inside those embryos. |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#11 The uprising happens when the monkey chimeras start being used in a big way, and then the expected wipe out of the cavendish banana happens (they're all clones). Pandemonium ensues. |
Posted by: ed in texas 2021-04-18 21:45 |
#10 Not Beeâ„¢ ? Wow...or rather *ugh* |
Posted by: magpie 2021-04-18 12:56 |
#9 Down $1 |
Posted by: Lampedusa Grundy6469 2021-04-18 12:30 |
#8 Genome-wide programmable transcriptional memory by CRISPR-based epigenome editing |
Posted by: Skidmark 2021-04-18 12:16 |
#7 not the bee? |
Posted by: 746 2021-04-18 11:24 |
#6 The future of warfare just branched off into swarms of autonomous killbots vs armies of humanzees (probably Chinese). |
Posted by: SteveS 2021-04-18 10:43 |
#5 I did. |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2021-04-18 10:16 |
#4 Anybody else think this was a Babylon Bee article at first? |
Posted by: Vernal Hatrick 2021-04-18 09:49 |
#3 Any concerns about the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? |
Posted by: Xyz 2021-04-18 08:57 |
#2 Ethical concerns raised over human cells grown in monkey embryos |
Posted by: Skidmark 2021-04-18 08:11 |
#1 'Did you hear about Randy? He bought one o' those new chimera livers in Cali. Now, he's a total drink monkey.' |
Posted by: Dron66046 2021-04-18 05:55 |