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Rantburg health moment: Transgender woman, 24, is forced to have testicle removed after it became twisted in agonising injury caused by 'tucking'
2021-04-05
Posted by:Skidmark

#18  If "it's got to be (good)", then 'tis Smuckers
(Better FAR than that 'berg of Herr Zuckers)
For a flick of the wrist
Puts one's stones in a twist
Once a F-cker, now a Tucker: Jelly-SUCKER!
Posted by: Pancho Angaling1025   2021-04-05 22:50  

#17  And if it weren't for the boy, he'd still be a senator.
Posted by: Ebberetle Chavilet9598   2021-04-05 21:25  

#16  A lucky old duck of Nantucket
Was struck by the dreaded dry socket,
Which wasn't so bad...
Till he twisted a nad.
Then he set off the Glock in his pocket...
And that Camry took off like a rocket.
Posted by: Ebberetle Chavilet9598   2021-04-05 21:17  

#15  Should have gotten them both out of the way in case of a recurrence.
Posted by: Glenmore   2021-04-05 18:10  

#14  I did. I had one,. Not fun that is why wee never used them in the inquisition
Posted by: Torquemada   2021-04-05 18:09  

#13  Ouch. Don't screw with Mother Nature.
Posted by: JohnQC   2021-04-05 15:24  

#12  There's an unusual twist to this story.
In italics, in case I'm being too subtle.
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2021-04-05 14:49  

#11  Tucker Carlson

Oh, cripe, yes...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2021-04-05 14:28  

#10  I'm not sorry but that's a he, not a she.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2021-04-05 14:25  

#9  https://youtu.be/slobhI2HXhA
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2021-04-05 13:42  

#8  Any chance of a comment this evening from Tucker Carlson?
Posted by: Airandee   2021-04-05 13:22  

#7  now that was funny crazyfool
Posted by: Chris   2021-04-05 12:43  

#6  Beavis - you really need to learn to use the correct shifter... :)
Posted by: CrazyFool   2021-04-05 12:26  

#5  Couldn't happen to a nicer...um...ah....
Posted by: Mercutio   2021-04-05 11:47  

#4  It's called a "torsioned testicle." Torquemada wishes he had thought of it...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2021-04-05 11:09  

#3  Reminds me of the infection I got after my vasectomy. I was in the office talking to my assistant and dropped to my knees. Went across the street to a doc in the box, they took one look at lefty, jumped back and sent me to the hospital. As I was driving to the hospital in a manual transmission, every shift was agonizing and I would scream out the window.

Once arriving at the hospital as I walked across the parking out, I had to look like Yosemite Sam bow legged and walking slowly.

3 shots of morphine later an absolute knockout of nurse had to do an ultrasound, what a day!
Posted by: Beavis   2021-04-05 10:30  

#2  The article is painful to read.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2021-04-05 10:18  

#1  They are meant to dangle. Not doing what nature intended leads to issues.
Posted by: DarthVader   2021-04-05 10:11  

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