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Home Front: Politix
Biden will not throw first pitch at Nationals opening day
2021-03-31
[WASHINGTONTIMES] President Joe Biden
...... 46th president of the U.S., who gives the geriatric a bad name......
 will not throw the ceremonial first pitch on Thursday’s opening day at Nationals Park, a team spokesperson confirmed.

"We look forward to welcoming President Biden to Nationals Park in the future," a team spokesperson told The Washington Post, which first reported the news. A reason for why Biden will not throw the first pitch wasn’t provided.
"Wait..there's a mound? We can't have that"
A team spokesperson told the Washington Times a decision on who will throw Thursday’s first pitch will be released at a later time.
Posted by:Fred

#13  "We look forward to welcoming President Biden to Nationals Park in the future...."

Which doesn't mean he'll throw out the first pitch.

This clown can't even walk up stairs, but they really truly seriously thought he might throw a baseball from 60 feet away and from a mound?

These people are making North Korean "news" items sound plausible.

Will he attend Army v Navy in the autumn? Will he still be....aw, never mind. Joey said he's running again in 2024. These jokes are not even funny.
Posted by: Clem   2021-03-31 21:16  

#12  My only reason to watch the only game of the season...gone.....
Posted by: Anomalous Sources   2021-03-31 21:10  

#11  "What press conference?"
Posted by: Clem   2021-03-31 21:03  

#10  Throwing a ball would be too much work for Joe. Very exhausting.
Posted by: Ebbomoger Speaking for Boskone4589   2021-03-31 20:37  

#9  Tell'em it will be for The Washington Senators. Perhaps that will ring a bell.

"Sir, you could be Joe Coleman!"

"Yeah, but I'm a little bit older than him. Aren't I?"
Posted by: swksvolFF   2021-03-31 19:34  

#8  Harris only catches things. And usually they are liquid.
Posted by: Blossom Wittlesbach3196   2021-03-31 15:35  

#7  Fauci could hold him up and give him some pointers.
Posted by: Bobby   2021-03-31 15:04  

#6  Wanna watch Harris.
Posted by: KBK   2021-03-31 14:53  

#5  obama's first pitch was a wild blooper, Fauci's first pitch was wild and in the dirt

a long history of awful first pitches that now live forever on the internet
Posted by: Lord Garth   2021-03-31 11:32  

#4  Tell'em he'd be throwing a 8ball and watch him go.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2021-03-31 10:32  

#3  ... because they won't allow him to do it buck-nekkid?
Posted by: Woozle Thinerong4697   2021-03-31 05:27  

#2  That would been a Boobtube video.

Serious given the weak mind leadership we have now. The question is WHO IS ACTUALLY RUNNING THE SHOW?
Posted by: NN2N1   2021-03-31 05:13  

#1  
Subject in question has difficulty, walking, talking, reading, and defining his place at a venue.

Throw a baseball, he no longer has the coordination stand, and throw a pitch...

Next time (?), next year, Shirley you jest.
Posted by: Chish Sputing6467   2021-03-31 01:07  

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